Tonik Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 (edited) So, hypothetically say someone here was going on the gap trip and was pretty good at making moonshine. Which should he bring, hypothetically. Vote above. Please only vote if you are going and will be drinking some. Straight up corn moonshine.170 proof apx. Tastes like an ass and burns like a mofo and will make you crazy drunk in a heartbeat. I'm serious, crazy drunk in a heartbeat. Like you will miss the rest of the night drunk. Apple pie moonshine. 70 proof apx. Uses the above as a base, then flavored. Very tasty stuff. Unaged Bourbon. 95 proof apx. Unaged because there isn't enough time to ferment, distill and then oak age. It needs a good three months in an oak barrel. So it will be a tad harsh. Russian Potato Vodka. 80 proof apx. It's vodka, very tasty if you are a vodka fan. Edited April 19, 2016 by Tonik 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 I can't delete my vote.... I need a mod to fix it please.... I voted then I read the OP.I am not drinking on the trip or bring any. I will go back to the kitchen now.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted April 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 Fixed. Damn people, don't read. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 (edited) Just don't let some asshole chug a ton of it after already consuming too much captain and Coke without knowing its moonshine. Bad things happen Edited April 19, 2016 by Bad324 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 10 minutes ago, Bad324 said: Just don't let some asshole chug a ton of it after already consuming too much captain and Coke without knowing its moonshine. Bad things happen Bad for you. Hilarious for everyone else. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted April 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 Thats good advice. My plan is to bring little plasic shot glasses. I'm not bringing a ton. Hypothetically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted April 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 This is sad, only 3 votes and one of them was a mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2talltim Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 I like the unaged bourbon. I get the Jim Bean Jacobs Ghost every now and then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted April 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 (edited) 5 minutes ago, 2talltim said: I like the unaged bourbon. I get the Jim Bean Jacobs Ghost every now and then. Well, since it is for you..I will bring down some aged bourbon too. I am not a bourbon fan, but this stuff is really good. Totally nailed the last couple of batches and they have been properly aged. That is what I am bring Saturday btw. Lower proof but very tasty. Edited April 19, 2016 by Tonik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2talltim Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 The Jacobs Ghost is aged one year in a non chard barrel. I love the smell of corn it has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post OsuMj Posted April 19, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 19 hours ago, Casper said: Bad for you. Hilarious for everyone else. I was at a cookout where something similar happened... it was bad for them and everybody else. I sucked vomit out of a strangers throat with a turkey baster and ripped his shit filled pants while trying to turn his 250lb+ body to a position that he wouldn't be choking on said vomit. Then nobody wanted to eat hotdogs and play corn hole anymore 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted April 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 So @Bad324 can't read either. Nitwits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 48 minutes ago, OsuMj said: I was at a cookout where something similar happened... it was bad for them and everybody else. I sucked vomit out of a strangers throat with a turkey baster and ripped his shit filled pants while trying to turn his 250lb+ body to a position that he wouldn't be choking on said vomit. Then nobody wanted to eat hotdogs and play corn hole anymore Holy shit I'm laughing hysterically. Please tell me it's someone I know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 He's not on here as far as I know.... I laughed quite a but over this too... might have had something to do with the adrenaline... I'm sure me standing around laughing after didn't put people in the cookout mood either. That whole night was ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 ^ LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 27 minutes ago, OsuMj said: He's not on here as far as I know.... I laughed quite a but over this too... might have had something to do with the adrenaline... I'm sure me standing around laughing after didn't put people in the cookout mood either. That whole night was ridiculous. But is he on CR..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Just now, Casper said: But is he on CR..... I don't think he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted April 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 So the sensible Tonik wants to close the poll and bring the weak stuff. The hateful Tonik wants to close the poll and bring the insane stuff and watch you asshats shit yourself and drown in your own puke. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaCinci Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 We all know which Tonik will win out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 1 hour ago, OsuMj said: I don't think he is. Damnit! Who is it!? Edit: I just caught the stranger part while reading your comment to Carie. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 3 hours ago, Tonik said: So @Bad324 can't read either. Nitwits. I can read. Just did it to piss you off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Bring the good shit or we'll all call you a pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted April 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, max power said: Bring the good shit or we'll all call you a pussy. Actually, I can do both since the good shit is the base for the apple pie version that the two girls want me to bring. Just make a double batch and not convert it all. No offense intended to the one girl that is an actual girl. Edited April 20, 2016 by Tonik 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 7 minutes ago, Tonik said: Actually, I can do both since the good shit is the base for the apple pie version that the two girls want me to bring. Just make a double batch and not convert it all. No offense intended to the one girl that is an actual girl. I am a lightweight now. Bite me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted May 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 Last of the supplies are here other than a few spices and such from the grocery store. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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