Questions you have thought of while drunk.

[nurkvinny]

If pissing is called "#1", and shitting is "#2", is puking #3?

 

If an addict snorts enough cocaine, will he eventually form cocaine boogers?

If he does, wouldn't he save them? I mean, they are worth a lot.

Could you put them in a spoon, and heat them up?

Would he be called a booger burner?

 

Next.

[Guest powers]

Every time I am really drunk and just hurt I always think why am I doing this. I will never drink like this again. The shitting and puking are reactions no thinking was invovled.

[excell]

Why is it that when I pick my nose it's full again a few minutes later?

 

Why is it called "taking a dump" instead of "leaving a dump" - you're not taking it anywhere!

 

Funk dat!

[Lustalbert]

I always wondered what the underside of my tiolet looked like.

[singleturbo3kgt]

why am i typing this.

[Brandon]

How am I going to get laid.

[Lustalbert]

How am I going to get laid.

Pay for it.

[Scotty2Hotty]

Nah some cocaine just sticks to your nose a bit if you've got snot up there. I take bitches home when I drink. But I do wonder what does chicken and steak fused into one piece of meat taste like?

[El Karacho1647545492]

i wonder what willis is talkin bout

[singleturbo3kgt]

paid to get laid mahn.

[Buckeye1647545503]

How did they get the floors and walls to dance with the music?

[wnaplay1647545503]

I wonder what time these girls curfew is.

[singleturbo3kgt]

I wonder what time these girls curfew is.

 

 

What is the curfew for 13 year olds?

[Total Sign]

Where else has her mouth been?

 

Well, thats normally morning after.

[Miller]

#1 How can I get more messed up?

#2 Where will i most comfortably pass out?

#3 What song should I chill to?

#4 What should I eat?

#5 Will this Jag give me the hellacious runs tomorrow?

[Sam1647545489]

Pics????

[Miller]

http://patentpending.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/capture412200580553_pm.jpg

[Scotty2Hotty]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/1/J/bush_gotcoke.jpg

[Orion]

how can i get the most money out of these drunk motherfuckers?

[Miller]

I'm unibomb's protege, son. Hustle

[Buckeye1647545503]

<Berto's voice> Dude I almost died!<End berto's voice>

[Dr. Pomade]

Why doesn't the George Foreman grill have an on/off switch?

[Dr. Pomade]

<Berto's voice> Dude I almost died!<End berto's voice>

 

LOL - yes! Berto's question would be: "Why did I seriously almost die in the foam?"