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if anybody asks!!!! I was with you tonight


shittygsxr

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hey thanks for helping me put on that ZX10R shock. and sorry for no notice. i just really needed to get it on there. i didnt think it would take that long. owe ya.Laters.

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I need one of those too

so you're saying you DONT have an alibi?

U-G-L-Y

she ain't got no alibi

she ugly,

M, she's major ugly,

O, she's fat and pugly,

O, my god no,

the cow says moo

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if the cops ask I was with you tonight!!!!

1:28am, That would just just after I finished work & we went for a ride I think, I remember that because you told me about helping with that ZX10 shock most of the evening.

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The difference between guy friends and girl friends.

If asked without having talked to you first, each of your five closest girl friends would say that you didn't stay with her at her house and that she hasn't seen you.

All five of your closest guy friends would say that you were with him all day yesterday and that you stayed at his house last night.

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All five of your closest guy friends would say that you were with him all day yesterday and that you stayed at his house last night.

...UNLESS he's married to your wife/husband's best friend cause who's gonna save his ass if he lies.....

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