desperado Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 After reading the shower shit thread, I figured I would try to entertain you with what I did to my kid. Back in Janurary my 17 yr old son moved back in with me. About a month goes by and I am realizing my razor keeps getting moved around and Keith Jr is bitching about his face breaking out. So I am in the shower, beat on the wall and hollar for the wife to bring me a fresh razor becsue the one I been using is dull. Get through showering, out into the living room and ask Keith Jr, 'Hey, you ain't been using my razor right?' NO dad... "ok well that's good because I forgot to throw it away the last time I shaved the hair outof my ass." Of course this is met with silence. "why would you do that?" he finally ask. "Oh, I break out from time to time, and get dingle berries in the hair, so I just shave it. It keeps it cleaner." Of course I don't do this, but he don't know that. He gets a horrified look in his eyes and starts rubing his face and cussing me. You know, he ain't used my razor since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 ive got my own seperate cheap electric razor specifically for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbosi44 Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 After reading the shower shit thread, I figured I would try to entertain you with what I did to my kid. Back in Janurary my 17 yr old son moved back in with me. About a month goes by and I am realizing my razor keeps getting moved around and Keith Jr is bitching about his face breaking out. So I am in the shower, beat on the wall and hollar for the wife to bring me a fresh razor becsue the one I been using is dull. Get through showering, out into the living room and ask Keith Jr, 'Hey, you ain't been using my razor right?' NO dad... "ok well that's good because I forgot to throw it away the last time I shaved the hair outof my ass." Of course this is met with silence. "why would you do that?" he finally ask. "Oh, I break out from time to time, and get dingle berries in the hair, so I just shave it. It keeps it cleaner." Of course I don't do this, but he don't know that. He gets a horrified look in his eyes and starts rubing his face and cussing me. You know, he ain't used my razor since. Hahaha, awesome. I told one of my old roomates after suspecting him of using my electric shaver about how I used the trimmer on my pubic area in the shower. Didn't look like anyone touched it anymore after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Just the image of you attempting to shave your ass is a horrible thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shields1181 Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Hahaha nice nice nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Damn I hate dingle berries with a passion. I hate when I get them at work. Have to walk around all day with what feels like pebbles rubbing between your ass cheeeks. Then you have to put up with coworkers asking you if your ripping ass everytime you walk by them. I cant stand that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 Damn I hate dingle berries with a passion. I hate when I get them at work. Have to walk around all day with what feels like pebbles rubbing between your ass cheeeks. Then you have to put up with coworkers asking you if your ripping ass everytime you walk by them. I cant stand that. Honestly, I've never had that problem. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 Damn I hate dingle berries with a passion. I hate when I get them at work. Have to walk around all day with what feels like pebbles rubbing between your ass cheeeks. Then you have to put up with coworkers asking you if your ripping ass everytime you walk by them. I cant stand that. i always thought of dingleberries as being bigger than just little pebbles...i always referred to what you get as "mulchy-butt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 your supposed to wipe when your done....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerTurbo Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 your supposed to wipe when your done....... no shit, I dont see how anyone with proper hygeine can have dingle berries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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