thorne Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 If you were convicted to die. Not just for doing something wrong say poltical persecution what ever. What would you eat? I would want pancakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 Mental jinx on said topic. I'll make a list of what I'd want: Chipotle barbacoa burrito Donatos pepperoni pizza with banana peppers and ranch dressing Pasta with alfredo sauce brownies Ms. Peach's fried chicken a couple 2 litres of Coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted March 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 sweet!!!! what about some beer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 I don't think that be allowed in prison. But if they allow it I'd take some Jack along with my coke. I forgot: I'd like some Italian thin mints after my meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 Surf and turf I think. Make it two lobster tails and a 16oz aged porterhouse. And if they'd allow it, all the budweiser I could drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 A bottle of rum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 A set of keys, a loaded pistol, a hacksaw, and some very thick rubber shoes. If, for some odd reason, they wouldn't go for that, then I'm with Hal - bring on the steak and lobster, bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 I would want something that would give me an allergic reaction that way they couldn't kill me till i got well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 I would want human veil. YES! lol My gf and a couple other friends and I were discussing this. I said I would eat someone and if they didn't shut the fuck up, I'd start with them. I made it clear to them in an emergency, none of them would be able to take my dog and I. heehee I'm not so sure what I'd ask for. Pancakes, big, cheesy omelette, the steak, gotta have the steak, mac and cheese (has to be Kraft, has to be box, has to be the powder cheese, dammit), cheesecake w/a fuckload of whip cream and a bigass glass of milk, a dr pepper, some Petron tequila, "space" cakes and a huge bag of shrooms. Not the kind for pizza. (In many countries, I doubt they'll allow the last 3, though.) Might as well go out blown out of my head with no idea what's going on... I can think of more given time, but I already have the urge to smoke a cig just thinking about all this food. Perhaps, I can eat myself to death. Hari-kari with 5lbs of cheesecake and steak leaving them without the pleasure of killing me themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zx-6bytch96 Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 icecream ....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 Cadbury Creme Eggs and Chipotle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99BlownYellowGT Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 Chipotle or a big steak and a blooming onion from outback Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 Pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 The liver of the judge who convicted me, some fava beans, and a nice Chianti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zx-6bytch96 Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 sounds like youre hungry ! lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1Quik7 Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 i'd have 10lbs. of yellow peeps...so dying wouldn't seem so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 kick ass salad with ranch dressing bowl of french onion soup stuff mushrooms big as steak cooked medium/well with mushrooms lobster big ass baked potato w/ bacon, butter, chives, cheese, and sour cream cherry cheese cake and mountain dew from a faoutain tap. basiclly I would eat enough food to make myself sick. You can't put a sick man to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 probably a cheeseburger or something. id want to be executed by firing squad too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 Spinach so I could beat everone's ass and run away!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 steak and a blowjob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted March 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 10xworse who would you be blowing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 10xworse who would you be blowing? i said blowjob, not throat yogurt...as in getting a blowjob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 i said blowjob, not throat yogurt...as in getting a blowjob You're in prison... it'd probably be a big beastly dude or at most, a large woman named George. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 you guys have it all wrong..... All you can eat Chinese buffet, then take your time! seriously though... dozen slydrs with cheese with triple onion. That way I would get back at someone later! And a chocolate shake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 You're in prison... it'd probably be a big beastly dude or at most, a large woman named George. bitch, i AM a big beastly dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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