kenny Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 There is nothing I love more than sitting down at my desk to find someone has messed with my area. I get here today at 7am to find my mouse, keyboard and a few other things zip tied together so I have zero cord length to work with. I already hate being here, I really hate waking up at 6am ever day, and I REALLY hate having to deal with bullshit like this because someone thinks they're cute. I'm breaking his legs when he gets here. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Dude, hit him back harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linc5.0 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 ha. it was me dick. i came to your work,moved your shit....hahahahah Ashton Kutcher should be jumping out any minute now....PUNKED BITCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragknee66 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 He does it because it obviously makes you mad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Doubtful. I only see him for an hour every day. By that time I don't even care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Dude, hit him back harder. He's the type that lets little things bother him. Gets all pissy and starts slamming his mouse/keyboard around over the dumbest shit. It's awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Prank him back by setting his desk on fire or inserting staples into his forehead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Prank him back by setting his desk on fire or inserting staples into his forehead Need some Terry Tate action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 we have had some cleaning people stealing off our desks... someone stole a company credit card off a desk and tried to western union themselves $900.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 If you do not have to work close to him try this: Take a can of ALPO crack it open and stick it somwhere in his work area. In about a day or so it will start to smell like dumpster slut. Someone did that to a rental car when I worked at Enterprise. They stuck the can UNDER the spare in the truck. This was done during the summer and it smelled so bad we could not rent the car. After a week we found it and had to sell the car off at auction since we could not get the funk out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 I almost miss seeing our cleaning people come in. The one woman always has some drama and is a really loud cell phone talker guy(girl). It would be so hard not to laugh listening to her crazy conversations. Now I leave at 4, which is like two hours before they show up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 If you do not have to work close to him try this: Take a can of ALPO crack it open and stick it somwhere in his work area. In about a day or so it will start to smell like dumpster slut. Someone did that to a rental car when I worked at Enterprise. They stuck the can UNDER the spare in the truck. This was done during the summer and it smelled so bad we could not rent the car. After a week we found it and had to sell the car off at auction since we could not get the funk out of it. His desk is directly next to mine and I don't think anyone else in the office would find that the least bit funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 I fucking hate that shit. You come in your already not wanting to be there you sit down move your mouse. WTF it's not moving. Hrmm god damn it someone taped over your optical portion of your mouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Yeah, take that annoyance and multiply it by 3 and you have my morning. Not to mention I have a "team process" meeting later... during my lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 i wish little elves would come to my desk at night and put my mouse on the charge since i always seem to forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Wireless mice ftl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 CSX is good at doing that, happens to my buddy all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 I've never even met Kenny, and somehow I get the impression he had it coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 I hate coming into work, seeing 2 people standing by the mail boxes and then they both start yelling at me about some stupid shit that happened 6 months ago. Then to top it all off there was 2-3 people just standing there watching. fucking great morning for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 I hate coming into work, seeing 2 people standing by the mail boxes and then they both start yelling at me about some stupid shit that happened 6 months ago. Then to top it all off there was 2-3 people just standing there watching. fucking great morning for me I'm going to send you a instant messages about my Powerlogger in all caps to help out with your morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 I've never even met Kenny, and somehow I get the impression he had it coming. Your mother doesn't love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Put Vasoline on his monitor, random keyboard keys, and mouse buttons. KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 I popped off all the letters on my friends keyboard here at work and rearranged them to say 'YOU FAIL" right in the middle of the keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Take a Screen Shot of his Desktop. Remove all Icons off the screen. Make the Screen Shot his Background Profit??? KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neonkiller Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Take a Screen Shot of his Desktop. Remove all Icons off the screen. Make the Screen Shot his Background Profit??? KillJoy Works flawlessly on MAC's:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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