HotCarl Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 FUCKING BITCHS BEING A TEASE If you wanna fuck lets fuck dont talk about it all day then at the last minute say,"i gotta go home to get my weed Ill see you later" Bitch take off your clothes and lets do the no pants dance then you can get high all you want. Stupid fucking strippers. Damn my game was so tight too, litereally had her in on the top of the list all night. Even turned down a sure thing... TWICE b/c i wanted a little azn sensation instead. Shit come to think of it I turned down a sure thing friday night TOO for the same reason. Fuck that shit. Remember.... Dont chase, just replace kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd57/l3ubba015/2035640494_8bbd9acc6b.jpg if your such a "pimp" and your game is tight, that shit wont happen ROOKIE. this shit aint never happen, if she comes over, its going down . she only left cause she relized your a corn ball, so now she has to get high to make her night better. its not her, its you. give me her number, bet i hit it by tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c6/4-hydroxybutanoic-acid.png/800px-4-hydroxybutanoic-acid.pnghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:4-hydroxybutanoic-acid.png +rep to the person who gets this, cheating is encouraged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd57/l3ubba015/2035640494_8bbd9acc6b.jpg if your such a "pimp" and your game is tight, that shit wont happen ROOKIE. this shit aint never happen, if she comes over, its going down . she only left cause she relized your a corn ball, so now she has to get high to make her night better. its not her, its you. give me her number, bet i hit it by tuesday. :bangbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 #1 hawhaw. if i were using "tight" to describe my game it's due to the fact its weaksauce. mistake #2 Girls get horny as shit when they smoke reefer - you should have asked to follow her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c6/4-hydroxybutanoic-acid.png/800px-4-hydroxybutanoic-acid.pnghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:4-hydroxybutanoic-acid.png +rep to the person who gets this, cheating is encouraged Sleep with an ex? Aww, it was only a red x when I posted! So much for my joke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linc5.0 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 i think you just need to learn how to seal the deal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x91/lightning-fast/ronalds_pimp_hand.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c6/4-hydroxybutanoic-acid.png/800px-4-hydroxybutanoic-acid.pnghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:4-hydroxybutanoic-acid.png +rep to the person who gets this, cheating is encouraged GHB 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c6/4-hydroxybutanoic-acid.png/800px-4-hydroxybutanoic-acid.pnghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:4-hydroxybutanoic-acid.png +rep to the person who gets this, cheating is encouraged http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WBttO4UzSw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinisterSS Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd60/cwash77/Pimp_Hand.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotgun Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd57/l3ubba015/2035640494_8bbd9acc6b.jpg if your such a "pimp" and your game is tight, that shit wont happen ROOKIE. this shit aint never happen, if she comes over, its going down . she only left cause she relized your a corn ball, so now she has to get high to make her night better. its not her, its you. give me her number, bet i hit it by tuesday. I challenge u to a duel sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohsolow Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x91/lightning-fast/ronalds_pimp_hand.jpg You can't let Ronald get down like that you have to set him straight. http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c122/ohsolow1/Ronald.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted January 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 #1 hawhaw. if i were using "tight" to describe my game it's due to the fact its weaksauce. mistake #2 Girls get horny as shit when they smoke reefer - you should have asked to follow her. HAHA, i never talk like that but i was a bit cracked last night so of course i thought i was cool. Oh and I never follow always lead. She was literally txting me all day "you coming to see me? we're kickin it later right?" etc... etc.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted January 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 if your such a "pimp" and your game is tight, that shit wont happen ROOKIE. this shit aint never happen, if she comes over, its going down . she only left cause she relized your a corn ball, so now she has to get high to make her night better. its not her, its you. give me her number, bet i hit it by tuesday. See thats the thing, its not the first time we've kicked it we've been talking for a few weeks and already hit that shit a few times. She just flaked out this one night. Its cool though ive already moved on Your more than welcome to take over but im warning you man she's flakey. ps... oh and quite possibly the BEST ass ive ever seen on a girl period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 See thats the thing, its not the first time we've kicked it we've been talking for a few weeks and already hit that shit a few times. She just flaked out this one night. Its cool though ive already moved on Your more than welcome to take over but im warning you man she's flakey. ps... oh and quite possibly the BEST ass ive ever seen on a girl period. doubt it pics to prove? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1qwk767 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 doubt it pics to prove? quoted again PICS OR BAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 a. she didnt flake out, you didnt seal the deal b. it was the best ass you got cause you were a virgin c. you didnt move on, cuz if you did, you wouldnt have made a thread about it, you wanted sympathy d. i dont need luck mother $%*$#@ im the shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 quoted again PICS OR BAN! x2!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach1647545520 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Asian Sensations FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted January 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 a. she didnt flake out, you didnt seal the deal b. it was the best ass you got cause you were a virgin c. you didnt move on, cuz if you did, you wouldnt have made a thread about it, you wanted sympathy d. i dont need luck mother $%*$#@ im the shit You REALLY dont know me do you? I hate sounding like the guy who brags about getting ass or anything (cough you cough) so I wont list my resume'. Besides I couldnt compare to a player such as yourself. The only reason i made the thread is because it JUST happened and I was drunk. Who HASNT drunk posted here before? I'll give you one thing, your right I didnt seal the deal despite the fact I had before I rested and assumed it was 'in the bag' but apparently not. Wait... werent you the guy hitting on the fat girl at hooters or quaker steak in front of everyone? c'mon really?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 You REALLY dont know me do you? I hate sounding like the guy who brags about getting ass or anything (cough you cough) so I wont list my resume'. Besides I couldnt compare to a player such as yourself. The only reason i made the thread is because it JUST happened and I was drunk. Who HASNT drunk posted here before? I'll give you one thing, your right I didnt seal the deal despite the fact I had before I rested and assumed it was 'in the bag' but apparently not. Wait... werent you the guy hitting on the fat girl at hooters or quaker steak in front of everyone? c'mon really?! dammit im trying to help your cause...there was a pic of a girl phil picked up at the bar with sinisterss an 0rwhp but i cant find the dam pic...craig or brain i know youve got it post it up lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted January 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 dammit im trying to help your cause...there was a pic of a girl phil picked up at the bar with sinisterss an 0rwhp but i cant find the dam pic...craig or brain i know youve got it post it up lol I faintly remember the thread and someone said they tried to covertly take a pic of said girl without her knowing. Im just poking fun really its all cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 in4pics/n00ds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 You REALLY dont know me do you? I hate sounding like the guy who brags about getting ass or anything (cough you cough) so I wont list my resume'. Besides I couldnt compare to a player such as yourself. The only reason i made the thread is because it JUST happened and I was drunk. Who HASNT drunk posted here before? I'll give you one thing, your right I didnt seal the deal despite the fact I had before I rested and assumed it was 'in the bag' but apparently not. Wait... werent you the guy hitting on the fat girl at hooters or quaker steak in front of everyone? c'mon really?! it was a bar in gahanna, i wasnt trying to sleep with her i was just talking to her cause there was only dudes there, and i was hammered. im talking to the point i stopped the car on 270 to piss for over 5 minutes. i dont doubt you have the"skill" i just like giving you a hard time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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