Fiji ST Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I'm masturbating right now, if that offends you, or if you are male, please disconnect. You: i am to Stranger: you are male, or masturbating? You: both You: can u breath heavy for me Your conversational partner has disconnected. Good times.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 NM ... My ascii goatse doesn't format right in the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: do you have friends? Stranger: Yes but only a little Stranger: I'm a social reject You: i don't have any Stranger: We can be friends Stranger: What's your name You: Jeff Stranger: Nice to meet you You: my nose hurts Stranger: Why don't you have friends Stranger: awws Stranger: How old are you? You: 13 You: it's bleeding again, i wish that they didn't hit me Stranger: Who hit you? You: the other kids Stranger: that's mean You: they beat me every day Stranger: You should stay away from them Stranger: move out jeff! Stranger: move out! Stranger: change your school! You: i can't, my dad is dead and my mom is on drugs Stranger: oh You: we don't have a house anymore You: we live in the car Stranger: :| You: but mom always brings weird men back to it so i can't stay there often You: i'm at the library right now Stranger: I see You: we don't have a computer Stranger: OH Stranger: Oh Stranger: If what you say is true Stranger: That is so sad Stranger: I want to help you Stranger: lol You: why would i lie about it? You: i was hoping that someone on here could help me You: maybe Stranger: I see Stranger: Where do you live You: cleveland ohio Stranger: Or try to call 911 and tell them your problems You: the cops don't come to our part of town Stranger: I see You: and they don't care about people like us Stranger: Well Stranger: You can be my friend Stranger: I'm from california though You: whats your name? Stranger: James You: hi james Stranger: hello jeff You: are people mean to you like they are to me? Stranger: Hmm a bit Stranger: You: do your parents care about you? You: i wish my dad was still alive You: he was a cool person Stranger: Yes, a bit Stranger: Can yo udescribe him You: he was a very nice man who did a lot for my family You: he worked in a factory You: he didnt make much money You: but we were happy then You: he got shot on accident by a gang member You: and then mom got really sad and started acting funny You: that's when she started the drugs Stranger: i see You: the kids didn't like me before You: but theyre even worse now that we have nothing You: they spraypaint the car You: and spit on it Stranger: I think you should go somewhere Stranger: like an adoption house? You: there aren't any around here Stranger: I see Stranger: What about your relatives? You: i dont know any of them You: i havent seen them in a long time You: and i dont know where they live Stranger: oh Stranger: Does your mom work You: the men that she brings to the car pay her You: she tells me to leave You: so i dont know what happens Stranger: oh Stranger: I think I know what happens You: what happens james? Stranger: I can't tell you Stranger: I think you're too young You: does it have to do with sex? Stranger: yes Stranger: You: i always thought that's what it was You: sometimes i think it's not worth it You: i'm not going anywhere with my life Stranger: something might come your way You: i don't know You: maybe You: but things have been so bad You: theres this bridge by where our car is parked You: sometimes i go there at night and look off You: i want to jump sometimes Stranger: don;t do that Stranger: Someday it will get better You: no one at school helps me You: the teachers all make fun of me Stranger: Why? You: i didnt do anthing to them You: i dont know You: they give me bad grades though You: they erase my answers and put the wrong ones in so it looks like i failed Stranger: Are you serious? You: yeah Stranger: if you want to, you can email me from time to time Stranger: anyway i have to go now Stranger: bye! You: i dont think i will be abel to email you james You: i dont have an email Stranger: you can make one now You: and i think i am going to jump off of the bridge tonight Stranger: dont do that Stranger: You: nothing will be bad anymore thoguh You: and it won't hurt You: the cars go really fast underneath it You: my computer time is up james You: it was nice meeting you Stranger: okay bye You: i will see you in the clouds someday You: Stranger: You: by the way, don't worry bro You: i've been fucking with you for this whol etime, i won't share your email with anyone You: it's been fun Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Meh: Stranger: nipples You: love 'em Stranger: who doesnt?! You: Have two of them, myself Stranger: Really! Stranger: no way! Stranger: I do too! You: pics? You: no? Stranger: not here! You: that's a shame Stranger: it really is Stranger: I dont think you wanna see em anyway You: depends Stranger: trust me Stranger: you want nothing to do with these nips You: It says you're a stranger, and my mother said to never trust a stranger You: But my mom was usually wrong, so I'm gonna believe you You: this time Stranger: shes a smart lady then Stranger: lol Stranger: good call You: Are you talking shit about my mother? Stranger: hell no Stranger: shes a smart lady! You: yes she is You: from where do you hail? Stranger: Canada. the land of drunks and geese Stranger: you? You: The US, the land of drunks, and drunks. Stranger: hahah, true enough You: Are you talking shit about my country? Stranger: not today Stranger: maybe tomorrow You: fair enough You: what's the topic for tomorrow? Stranger: um... Stranger: not sure yet You: oh You: well, be sure to let me know when you find out Stranger: if I ever find you, indeed I will You: you planning on stalking me, Stranger? Stranger: not particularily, its very expensive to go all the way to the states from here You: Not to mention, boring here You: seen the moon there lately? Stranger: yeah, its around Stranger: usually at night You: I've heard you goose fuckers can't see that thing You: any truth to that? Stranger: nooo, we sure can see it Stranger: and only a few of us fuck geese Stranger: they bite You: Does it look the same as in the sweet ass US of A? Stranger: I assume so You: Get'em drunk, like the rest of your population You: perhaps some PBR Stranger: not as many drunks any more Stranger: YES Stranger: PBR You: that's a shame Stranger: alot of dope smokers You: You shifty ass Canadians Stranger: we love our dope! Stranger: ahha You: Can't be trusted You: I think the US loves your dope, too Stranger: fuck, If I was a yankee, i wouldnt trust us either You: enough with the name calling Stranger: hahah Stranger: its cool Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 I love this site. Stranger: Hiiii You: why did you put three i's on the word hi? You: are you retarded? You: apparantely you are, You: see the buttons on the rectangle in front of you? You: press them and make words You: it's that easy! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad is Dead Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 You: hi! Stranger: 春哥纯爷们 You: ) You: do you understand the words coming out of my mouth!!!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: sup? You: hello? You: hi! Stranger: 春哥纯爷儿门 Stranger: HI You: You don't speak the English do you Stranger: Are you a male's be still daughter's? You: your translator is failing Stranger: why? You: because that makes zero sence. You: do you know Paul? Stranger: NO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey ... 24 | M | Holland ... looking for hot chat with a guy ... you're in? You: i am a hot guy for sure Stranger: sweet You: i have a big penis Stranger: cute is fine You: yes You: what about you? Stranger: suckable size You: what is your name? Stranger: stranger Stranger: where are you from? You: My name is Cthulhu I come from the the sunken city of R'lyeh Stranger: I like to sink deep You: what do you look like? Stranger: 1.84m, 76k, curley hair, blue eyes Stranger: u? You: i will need to convert those numbers You: in google Stranger: haha Stranger: sorry You: what is it in english please? Stranger: no idea You: I have a hideous appearance and I am gargantuan in size Stranger: sounds cute You: I sort of look like a half man half octopus Stranger: so you have a lot of penisses ? yeah! You: i guess you could say that You: my face looks of pure evil Stranger: sweet Stranger: and you can suck yourself You: sometimes if i am drunk You: I like to drink PBR beer have you tried it? Stranger: nope, don't know Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic_Influx Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 I haven't laughed at work this much... ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: How? Stranger: got tits You: my dogs has several Stranger: mmm You: CR? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: wanna fuck? Stranger: what do you think? Stranger: Pervert Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: yes You: u? Stranger: i? Stranger: male You: me You: female Stranger: chat sex okay? You: sure but Im newtothat kinda stuff You: im only 19 You: u? Stranger: yea Stranger: 28 You: wow you are old You: past your prime? You: soooo? You: you're notvery good at this online sex You: got to be really bad in person Stranger: haha You: why are u laughing did you just look at your penis? You: CR? Stranger: CR? Stranger: what is CR? You: its a bandim listening to You: Commander Ralph You: CR Stranger: sorry.... You: for what? Stranger: may i lick your pussy? Stranger: sorry for i can not understand what is CR You: Its a band You: I can lick my pussy Stranger: sure You: im serious Stranger: i use it Stranger: wow Stranger: i lick it... You: shamwow! You: do u always lick it b4 u stick it Stranger: yes You: what if it has a funny odor Stranger: i lick it and swallow your juice You: i think i just threw up a little in my mouth Stranger: no You: its true Stranger: let's try 69 ok? You: I sometimes like to watch my daddy shower You: 69 is scary 4 me You: how about 68 and u can owe me one You: do u think im wierd because i like to put pennys in my ass? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Ok im done now but thats some funny chit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: howz it going Stranger: asl Stranger: fine u ? Stranger: asl You: u first You: ASL Stranger: 17.f,eua You: mmmm hmmmm ... so your a 17 yr old female that always asks for ASL, first thing into a chat ? Stranger: yep You: Im a 21/m/us Stranger: ok Stranger: cybersex? You: yeah sure but I am new to this ... Stranger: relax You: will do Stranger: u start You: so you here Im new to this and you want me to start !?!?! You: Sink or Swim? You: Ouch thats a lot of pressure ... Stranger: swim You: OK, hmmm ... what do you look like ? Stranger: i like bad guys You: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WHORE !!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Stranger: from? You: usa? you? Stranger: brazil You: damn You: a/s? Stranger: 16 f You: thats prolly good. You: what are you doing today? Stranger: talking with a stranger Stranger: and reading a book You: damn same here!!!! You: wow what a small world You: what book? Stranger: dracula You: really? vampires? Stranger: yeah You: what do you think the aids infection rate is amongst vampires? Stranger: i hate vampires You: yeah, they suck Stranger: but....u readed Twilight? You: nope that book is for 16 year old girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ASL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Stranger: 21 f Stranger: u? You: 21/m Stranger: from? You: US Stranger: asia You: nice You: nudes? Stranger: not all asians are naked Stranger: we have clothes u know You: you could be Stranger: we manufacture clothes, and send them to ur country Stranger: which is why you're probably not naked You: why would i not be naked, i'm always naked when i'm on the internet Stranger: hahaha You: nudes? Stranger: no. You: how about now? Stranger: neither You: you are no fun Stranger: yawn.. You: all i want is nudes of a stranger Stranger: ur fun is pretty limited You: all i have is masturbation and the internet Stranger: go stare at the mirror You: should i wank off onto my reflection? Stranger: you could Stranger: are u the kind of necrophilliacs they show on american movies that hunt down people and kill them in the wilderness? You: no, i do it for money Stranger: killing people? You: yes Stranger: how much do you earn? You: depends on the hit Stranger: u should prob go back to wanking You: i have no nudes to wank to You: thank you very much You: prude bitch Stranger: sicko Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinHawk1647545499 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi I pose a conundrum to ya, I riddle if you will Stranger: eh, ok? You: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? Stranger: idk You: One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore. Stranger: good one Stranger: What is the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? You: your mother is still a whore You have disconnected. ............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 A little long, but I though it was pretty funny. I almost got his phone number. I did get his myspace page and email, though. lol If you do get bored and decide to screw with his myspace or whatever, don't tell let him think it's me. I'm going to screw with him some more and eventually tell him the truth. BTW, that's not my real email address. ------------------------------------ Stranger: ok You: hello Stranger: how are you? You: I have a problem Stranger: whats that? You: How are you? You: Well... It's a little strange. Stranger: im good Stranger: go on You: I think I'm two people spliced together. Stranger: what do you mean? You: Well, I thought it'd be nice to shave 'my area' for my gf, but while shaving I noticed a seam on my nutsack You: Right down the middle?! Stranger: thats normal Stranger: i have one too You: What?! Wow, that's great. I think. She'll never believe me. Stranger: its on all dude You: We're very young. Stranger: how old You: What should I tell her. Stranger: how old are you You: 18, but we come from very sheltered communities. You: Should I show her pictures of others, too? Stranger: im 19 its normal man just tell her thats the way u were born Stranger: every guy has it You: Ok. I wish you could be there, though. It'd be easier to convince her if she could see someone elses, too. Stranger: lol Stranger: if she doesnt believe you then call me You: Cool. Thanks. You: Wait! You: How would I do that? Are you just jerking around with me? Stranger: no where do you live? You: Ohio Stranger: oh i live in texas You: That's too bad. Maybe, (we don't get to use the phone much, it's a community phone), I could call you and you could confirm it with her if it comes to that? Stranger: sure You: Thanks alot! Stranger: or message me on myspace real fast http://www.myspace.com/behee69 You: MySpace? I've heard of that but I don't have any of those things. Stranger: get one You: I dont really know much about it, though. It's rare I get to use the internet. Stranger: oh that blows You: We wanna leave the community. We should've when we were 16. You: Well, thanks for you help. You: I know a number is too personal from what I hear, so that's ok Stranger: yeah i would but Stranger: i can give u my email? You: I have one of those! It's been a long time. hang on. Someone I know made if for me. Stranger: lol ok You: raginrican@hotmail.com You: I believe Stranger: mine is b_boypimp@yahoo.com its old You: ok Stranger: just email me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Christian, are you trying to pick up teenage boys again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 this is how it started... Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: say pullthe the trigger You: i will do it! You: i want to die!! Stranger: als? You: I have nothing to live for Stranger: hey You: hey You: i have a gun in my mouth You: its my dads Stranger: nononononono Stranger: Relax You: he doesnt lock it, even tho he has locks, i think he wants me to do it You: he thinks im a whore You: daddys little girl cant do drugs! Stranger: omg You: daddys little girl cant hang out with boys! You: ever since mom left us, all i want to do is be up there with her ---- then --- you dont know whats its like!You: when daddy calls you a whore even tho it was okay for him to touch me You: i told him i didnt like it You: mom wouldnt listen.. said your father would never do a thing like that You: then they put me on meds You: meds make me a zombie You: well this zombie is going out with a bang! You: real bang You: good bye... Stranger: hey~ Stranger: relax You: its just so hard to relax Stranger: how old? You: 15 You: and a half Stranger: omg You: i mean i can almost drive i should be able to do what i want Stranger: i'm 25 You: okay You: so what Stranger: so what? You: just cuz ur 25 means you know everything You: or do you want to abuse me like every other man Stranger: I do not You: well... then. i just dont know what to do Stranger: Is someone at home? You: no, thank gd You: god* You: if dad would see me like this, i wouldnt b able to leave the house for weeks You: he doesnt have to hit me Stranger: you --- then Stranger: Let our friends? You: are you retarded? You: let our freinds? You: my name is tiffanny Stranger: yes Stranger: no retarded Stranger: tiffanny? Stranger: you? You: mY name is tiffany. You: my dad abuses me You: i want to die! Stranger: Your girl? You: you make fun of me You: im a girl Stranger: nonono You: why are you sooo mean Stranger: never You: this is why i dont want to live Stranger: Did not understand You: cuz ur retarded? Stranger: sorry tiffany You: do you have the aids? You: i now just want you to die You: how can you even look at yourself in the mirror and not feel like a total dickbag You: making fun of me.. i told you what i have never told anyone You: no one... no except my mom... who died of breat cancer! You: why dont you make fun of her Stranger: no You: im sorry You: i just dont know what to do Stranger: sorry You: i tell them i want to die and all they do is make me a zombie from all the meds Stranger: i can not help You: then if i dont take them, i have a gun in my mouth You: ready to pull the trigger Stranger: no Stranger: tiffanny.. You: why cant i just die and be with my mom Stranger: tiffanny You: what? Stranger: Where do you live Stranger: I'll go You: atlanta Stranger: atlanta? Stranger: seattle? You: you are retarded! You: i cant talk to you Stranger: sorry You: where do you live Stranger: me? You: yea You: you! Stranger: okok Stranger: france Stranger: Clumsy in English You: very Stranger: sorry You: i dont know french tho You: so its okay You: alot of gays in france? Stranger: I want to help you You: buttsex? Stranger: I'm different You: how are you different? Stranger: I'm friendly You: are you a gay? Stranger: no Stranger: never You: do you like girls? Stranger: i love girl You: what do you look like? Stranger: Um.. Stranger: i dont know You: you have the aids? Stranger: im have a gilrfriend Stranger: one You: my dad says al the french guys are pussies Stranger: nono You: like little nacy fairy boys You: who like to dock Stranger: tiffany is full of complaints You: you know put the tip of your penis to another mans and pull his foreskin over yoursthen he pulls your foreskin over his You: and you go back and forth You: till both of the get jizz and aids everywhere Stranger: omg You: thats what dad says Stranger: I want to sleep with you You: im only 15 You: and a half You: but im not a virgin Stranger: I do not care Stranger: you have a boyfriend? You: no Stranger: why not a virgin You: my dad raped me You: well kinda.. it was just with his tounge You: and fingers Stranger: Really? You: he is not my real dad You: i just call him dad You: he adopted me You: and he loves me then ended like ---- i have a boner right now, do you? You: im sitting on the plunger You: its up my ass You: im gonna smell it You: ewwe smeels like poop Stranger: .................... Stranger: you rich? You: do you still want to sleep with me? You: im a dude, at work, fucking with you faggot! penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!you like penis, faggot!Stranger: good Stranger: I do not care Stranger: hahahahahahaha Stranger: hey Idiot Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. 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Buck531 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: What? Stranger: hi Stranger: ? You: what? Stranger: what? You: in the butt Your conversational partner has disconnected. ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 ok, ok one more... Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i crush pussies You: with my pinky finger Stranger: okey`? You: its true You: do u have a pussy? You: in need of crushing Stranger: yes You: fuck yeah You: is it tight Stranger: .... You: put a finger in your pussy right now and tell me what it smellslike You: if it smells like an ass you need to make sure u whipe from front to back Stranger: who r u? You: i am a really cool guy You: who r u? You: CR? Stranger: costa rica? Stranger: You: i used to fuck a hott ass bitch from costa rica You: oh i get it now Stranger: where in costa rica? Stranger: ? Stranger: haloo r u there ? You: yes Stranger: HALOO You: sry You: I just ot done jacking off so I had to go clean up You: kinda sticky Stranger: ok Stranger: but where in cr `? You: on the coast over by the hills You: about 6 miles east of San Carlitos way You: u been there Stranger: no You: do u whipe from front to back? Stranger: i lived in jaco You: wtf is jaco Stranger: place in costan rica Stranger: costa rica* You: do you have big titties You: i think im getting hard again Stranger: how old r u? You: 22 You: u You: I have lots of stamina Stranger: 45 You: i can go over and over You: id fuck the tittes off of your 45 year old ass You: make u see Jesus You: u got myspace You: or facebook Stranger: no You: i want to see a picture of that acient pussy You: ancient You: whens the last time you got fucked and I mean fucked like a dirty whore Stranger: im sorry but im 45 i got 2 child and a man You: im betting that your man isnt crushing that pussy like it needs to be crushed You: Im talking ballz deep penetration You: ypwuts up? You: we gonna e-fuck or what? Stranger: ? You: tell me about your pussy You: c'mon, is it shaven.? can it fit more than 3fingers it in. Have you ever been fisted? Stranger: fuck u You: now we are talking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOPR Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Stranger: hi,i'm looking for a girl who is willing to cyber with a cam, You: okay Stranger: cool Stranger: where you from? You: ohio Stranger: i'm from belgium Stranger: msn or yahoo? You: i prefer yahoo to msn Stranger: okey Stranger: whats ur adress? You: for what You: how old are you? Stranger: 19 You: im 14 You: is that okay? Stranger: oh.. You: is that a problem? Stranger: think so :s Stranger: bit young i guess You: why dont you have a seat right over there........... Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: sup? You: hello? You: hi! Stranger: 春哥纯爷儿门 Stranger: HI You: You don't speak the English do you Stranger: Are you a male's be still daughter's? You: your translator is failing Stranger: why? You: because that makes zero sence. You: do you know Paul? Stranger: NO haha asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Stranger: hii You: well hello there little one Stranger: I am a lesbian! You: me too You: but sadly I'm trapped in a mans body Stranger: nicee You: lets see your stats muff diver Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 You: so you here Im new to this and you want me to start !?!?! You: Sink or Swim? You: Ouch thats a lot of pressure ... Stranger: swim You: OK, hmmm ... what do you look like ? Stranger: i like bad guys You: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WHORE !!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Bwhahaha WINNER!!!! Just know that if I could + rep you anymore I would!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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