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You: CR?

Stranger: OMG R U FROM NICARAGUA TOO?

Stranger: IS IT FUN?

You: Nah,USA baby

Stranger: DO U PARTY THERE?

Stranger: OMG DO THEY HAVE tv THERE?!

You: Nope only fail and AIDS

Stranger: I LOVE TV!

Stranger: I DONT LOVE AIDS THO

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: U R SO MUCH FUN

You: AIDS are bad mmkay

Stranger: I KNOW

Stranger: THATS WHY I DONT LOVE THEM

Stranger: BUT I LOVE U!

Stranger: WE SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS

You: nah

Stranger: OMFG THIS IS SO COOL

You: OMEGLE FTW

Stranger: AGREED!

Stranger: OMG I LOVE OMEGLE!

You: LETS DOCK

Stranger: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Stranger: IS IT FUN?

You: GOOGLE IT

Stranger: IS IT HARD?

Stranger: OMG GOOGLE!

Stranger: I LOVE GOOGLE SO MUCH

Stranger: ITS SO FUN

Stranger: I LOOK UP PICS OF KITTENS ALLLLL THE TIME

You: MAN VS FOOD IS AMAZING

Stranger: OMG I KNOW!

Stranger: I LOVE THAT SHOW!

Stranger: I LOVE TV!

You: ARE YOU A GIRL

You: NETFLIX FTW

Stranger: YES ARE YOU?

Stranger: I DONT HAVE NETFLIX BUT I WANT IT

You: NAH,I HAVE A PENOR

Stranger: OMG LOL

Stranger: U R SO FUNNY

You: I AM THE MEAT CAPITOL OF THE WORLD

Stranger: OMG LOLOLOLOL

Stranger: U LIEK GUYS DEN?

Stranger: THAT IS SO COOL

Stranger: DO U HAVE A BF?

Stranger: OMG I HAD A BF LAST YEAR

You: IM NOT GAY...I HAVE A LARGE PENOR

Stranger: HE WAS SO NICE

Stranger: OMG U 2 WOULD TOTALLY GET ALONG

You: ITS LEIK 11".....AROUND

Stranger: OMG LOLOLOL

Stranger: U R SO COOL!

Stranger: LET'S BE FRIENDS, OKAY?!?!?!?!

You: THIS IS ORGASMIC

Stranger: OMG SRSLY?

You: I CAME

Stranger: THAT IS SO COOL!

You: TWICE

Stranger: OMG U R SO FUNNY

You: THIS IS BETTER THAN WORK

Stranger: MY BF CAME ON MY FACE TWICE BUT THEN WE BROKE UP

You: O'REILLY AUTO PARTS FTW

Stranger: AND HE TOLD EVERYONE

Stranger: I HATE THAT DOUCHE

Stranger: U GUYS WOULD NOT GET ALONG AT ALL

You: THATS NO GOOD....WHAT A COCK MONGER

Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT?

You: I DONT KISS AND TELL

Stranger: I MEAN, I LET HIM COME ON MY FACE AND THEN HE DITCHES

Stranger: OMFG KISSING IS SO MUCH FUN

Stranger: I KISSED HIM ALLLLL THE TIME

Stranger: AND HIS FRIENDS

You: WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

Stranger: AND MY UNCLE ONCE

Stranger: LOLOLOLOL

Stranger: I LIVE IN AMERICA!

Stranger: IT IS SO COOL

You: ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: I HAVE SO MUCH FUN HERE

Stranger: OMG WE SHOULD SOOO HANG OUT !

You: I <3 TE USA

Stranger: U R SO COOL

Stranger: :D

Stranger: OMG ME TOO

Stranger: I LOVE AMERICA

You: I <3 OHIO

Stranger: I WENT TO SOUTH AMERICA ONCE AND IT WAS SOO COOL

Stranger: I WENT TO OHIO ONCE!

You: OHIO IS BALLER

Stranger: IT IS FOR LOVERS, RIGHT?

Stranger: OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY!

You: HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS SAID SO

Stranger: OMG

Stranger: I LOVE HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS

You: I BELIEVE THEM

Stranger: IT IS SO NOT COOL THAT THEIR GUY DIED

Stranger: THAT SUCKED

Stranger: I DIDN'T LOVE IT

You: NOPE,I WAS A LITTLE SAD...I DIDNT CUT MYSELF THOUGH

Stranger: BUT OMFG I LOVE THEIR ALBUM AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH

Stranger: ME NEITHER

Stranger: OMG THAT IS SO SAD TO DO

You: CUTTING IS BAD MMMKAY

Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT?!

Stranger: OMG MY BF USED TO CUT AND I TRIED TO MAKE HIM STOP BUT HE DUMPED ME

Stranger: IT SUCKED SO BAD

You: BEING DUMPED IS LAME

Stranger: BUT I LOVE HIM STILL SO SOMETIMES I LET HIM COME ON MY FACE STILL

Stranger: HE PAYS FOR MY GAS IF I DO

You: LOL LOL LOL

Stranger: OMG U R SOOO COOL!

You: I LIKE TO SPANK GIRLS

You: ARE YOU INTO KINKY STUFFS

You: OMG MAN VS FOOD IS AMAZING

Stranger: OMG IT SO FUN

Stranger: I LOVE TV AND I LOVE THAT SHOW

Stranger: I LET MY BF HIT ME ONCE BECAUSE HE LIKED IT

You: I<3 THIS

Stranger: BUT THAT WAS A DIF BF

Stranger: OMG I LOVE THIS TOO!

Stranger: U R SOOO COOL!

Stranger: I FEEL LIKE WE'RE BEST FRIENDSS!

You: I KNOW RIGHT

Stranger: I HATED THAT BF THO THAT HIT ME BECAUSE HE LIKED IT

You: I FEEL LIKE IVE KNOWN YOU FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES

Stranger: HE TOTALLY CALLED ME FAT AND I DIDNT EAT FOR LIKE, FOUR MONTHS AND THEN I HAD SOME PIE AND WATCHED TV AND I WAS OKAY

Stranger: OMG ME TOO!

You: I ONLY LIKE TO HIT GIRLS IN THE BEDROOM

Stranger: U R SO FUNNY

Stranger: THATS WHAT HE LIKED TO DO

Stranger: LOL

You: THEN I BUY THEM FLOWERS

Stranger: U GUYS ARE SO ALIKE BUT I DONT HATE U!

Stranger: OMG THAT IS SO NICE

Stranger: HE ONLY GOT ME FLOWERS ONCE AND THEN WE HAD SEX AND HE DUMPED ME

Stranger: BUT IT WAS OKAY LOL

You: YOU HAVE BEEN DUMPED ALOT

Stranger: ONLY BY LIKE, FOUR GUYS

Stranger: THE REST OF THEM MOVED AWAY

You: IVE BEEN DUMPED ONCE

Stranger: OMG BY WHO?!

Stranger: R U CRAIG?! B/C IF U R I AM NOT TALKIGN TO U!

You: MY HIGHSCHOOL CRISH

You: MY NAME IS JAMES

Stranger: OKAY GOOD I THOT U WERE MY EX THAT I DUMPED

Stranger: HE RAN OVER MY CAT AND IT WAS SOO NOT COOL

You: I HATE CATS

Stranger: IM SORRY ABT U GETTING DUMPED :(

Stranger: OMG WHY?

Stranger: HE DID TOO

Stranger: R U SURE UR NOT CRAIG?

Stranger: B/C WE CANT BE BEST FRIENDS IF U ARE!

You: IM SURE IM NOT CRAIG;\

You: IM A GINGER KID

Stranger: OKAY GOOD LOLOL

You: HAVE YOU EVER DATED A GINGER

Stranger: OMG GINGERS ARE SO FUNNY

Stranger: YEAH BUT HE MOVED AWAY

You: IM A GINGER

Stranger: AND DIDNT GIVE ME HIS NUMBER THAT DOUCHE

Stranger: THATS SOO COOOL!

Stranger: IS IT FUN?!

You: WHAT A COCK MONKEY

Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT?!

You: RIGHT

Stranger: I HATE HIM SO MUCHHH

You: ABSOLUTELY,IM THE BOSS

Stranger: TALK TO CORPORATE, RIGHT?

Stranger: OMG I LOVE THAT SONG

Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOL

You: SHIT ON DEBORAHS DESK

Stranger: LEAD A WORKSHOP!

Stranger: LOL U R SO COOL!

You: MANAGE WORKFLOW

Stranger: EAT A BAGEL!

Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOL

You: CUT OFF MY DICK AND DIE??

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: ONLY IF U WANT TO XD

Stranger: LOLOLOLOL

Stranger: THIS IS SO FUN

You: NO...I LOVE MY COCK

Stranger: OKAY THEN WE WONT

Stranger: LMAO

You: OMGROFL

Stranger: WILL U CUT OFF CRAIG'S DICK FOR ME?

Stranger: THAT WOULD BE SOO COOL!

Stranger: LOL

You: NO....IM NOT SEEING ANOTHER MANS PENOR

Stranger: OMG THAT IS SO TRUE

Stranger: I HATE SEEING VAGINAS

Stranger: ESPECIALLY IN THE LOCKER ROOM

Stranger: BC SOME GIRLS SMELL BAD AND THEY LET IT HANG OUT

Stranger: IT IS SO NOT COOL

You: I LOVE VAGIN

Stranger: I HAD GYM WITH CRAIG THAT DOUCHE

Stranger: OMG LOL

You: BUT ONLY SMELL GOOD VAGINA

Stranger: U R SO FUNNY!

Stranger: I DONT BLAME U!

You: STINKY VAGINA IS BAD MMMKAY

Stranger: I TOTALLY AGREE!

Stranger: I DOUCHE TO KEEP MINE FRESHH

Stranger: LOLOLOLOL

Stranger: IT IS SO FUN!

You: I REALLY NEED TO HAVE SEXORS

Stranger: LOLOLOL

Stranger: I DONT

Stranger: I AM SO OVER SLEEPING WITH GUYS JUST BECAUSE THEY PAY FOR MY GAS

You: IM IN NEED OF A 5 DOLLAR HOOKER

You: I WONT PAY YOU

Stranger: OMG U SHOULD GO DOWNTOWN

Stranger: THERE ARE SOO MANY!

You: NOT IN COLUMBUS

Stranger: OH IM SO SORRY

Stranger: I WENT THERE ONCE FOR MY COUSINS WEDDING

Stranger: IT WAS SO FUN

Stranger: I DANCED WITH THIS OLD GUY

Stranger: AND HE PAID ME TO TAKE OFF MY PANTIES LOLOLOLOL

You: LYING IS THE MOST FUN A GIRL CAN HAVE WITH OUT TAKING THEIR CLOTHES OFF,BUT ITS BETTER IF THEY DO!

Stranger: OMG I TOTALLY LOVE P!ATD

Stranger: BUT ONLY THEIR FIRST ALBUM

Stranger: LOLOLOLOL

Stranger: U R SO FUNNY AND COOL!

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Stranger: Hi 21 m Ireland

You: ireland eh, hows the rugby team doing over there

Stranger: We won the six nations

You: nice. we won the world cup :)

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: how r u?

You: greetings

You: super

Stranger: nice

Stranger: :-)

Stranger: m/f?

You: muthafuck what?

Stranger: male / female?

You: ohhhh male

Stranger: ;-)

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Stranger: ASS

You: POOP

Stranger: oo fuck you

Stranger: lol

You: OMG LULZ

Stranger: hey

Stranger: im a slut

You: sup yo, where you be from

You: damn, i dig sluts

You: how slut like are you

Stranger: i sleep wit guys like 2 a week

You: thats hot. at the same time? or do you take breakes in between

Stranger: breaks

You: thanks, i made a typo lolololololololomglololol

You: well, wannna go for a ride on the ol' bone rollercoaster?

Stranger: o yea

Stranger: that sound funnnn...

You: you on cr?

Stranger: what?

You: i guess not, nevermind

You: this is definately better than doing work

Stranger: umm ok

Stranger: yep

You: BALLS

Stranger: im sooo bored that im a guy pretending to be a girl lol9

You: omg no way, you like totallly punked me

Stranger: haha it really funn

You: i thought i was gonna get some internetz vaJayJay

Stranger: i trick so many guys

Stranger: u got to tri it

You: i bet people say some sick shit though, not sure if i want to read it

Stranger: no i dont go that far

You: haha, i had someone start the conversation with something like "im looking for a chick to bone" or something like that

Stranger: ha i try to get girls to say sexy stuff

You: get them to send you some noodz

Stranger: yea thats good

You: well you go get them!!!

Stranger: u to

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Stranger: hi im 17 preg and have a 1 year old son

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Stranger: the verve....rocks

Stranger: hard

You: not really

Stranger: y?

Stranger: theyve

Stranger: got

Stranger: rock organs

Stranger: and

Stranger: love

Stranger: in their

Stranger: music

You: and penors in their butts

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Stranger: yeah

Stranger: fuck

Stranger: the verve

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Stranger: what about luda

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Stranger: hey 20 m london

You: 18 F Hawaii

Stranger: hawii wow

You: Actually, it's Hawaii

Stranger: sorry

You: You should be

Stranger: you horny

You: My balls itch

You: I think I need to wash more.

Stranger: ywah

Stranger: it helps

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