Patrick Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 People really don't like it when you speak in Dutch on there. Try it. I just copied and pasted "all your base". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 (edited) booooooooooring so I have no idea how I end up logging on and helping troubleshoot a car... Edited August 17, 2009 by smokin5s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Stranger: hi from? You: i killer her You: it You: was me You: i lover her more than anything Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODoyle Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: CR? Stranger: OMG R U FROM NICARAGUA TOO? Stranger: IS IT FUN? You: Nah,USA baby Stranger: DO U PARTY THERE? Stranger: OMG DO THEY HAVE tv THERE?! You: Nope only fail and AIDS Stranger: I LOVE TV! Stranger: I DONT LOVE AIDS THO Stranger: LOL Stranger: U R SO MUCH FUN You: AIDS are bad mmkay Stranger: I KNOW Stranger: THATS WHY I DONT LOVE THEM Stranger: BUT I LOVE U! Stranger: WE SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS You: nah Stranger: OMFG THIS IS SO COOL You: OMEGLE FTW Stranger: AGREED! Stranger: OMG I LOVE OMEGLE! You: LETS DOCK Stranger: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? Stranger: IS IT FUN? You: GOOGLE IT Stranger: IS IT HARD? Stranger: OMG GOOGLE! Stranger: I LOVE GOOGLE SO MUCH Stranger: ITS SO FUN Stranger: I LOOK UP PICS OF KITTENS ALLLLL THE TIME You: MAN VS FOOD IS AMAZING Stranger: OMG I KNOW! Stranger: I LOVE THAT SHOW! Stranger: I LOVE TV! You: ARE YOU A GIRL You: NETFLIX FTW Stranger: YES ARE YOU? Stranger: I DONT HAVE NETFLIX BUT I WANT IT You: NAH,I HAVE A PENOR Stranger: OMG LOL Stranger: U R SO FUNNY You: I AM THE MEAT CAPITOL OF THE WORLD Stranger: OMG LOLOLOLOL Stranger: U LIEK GUYS DEN? Stranger: THAT IS SO COOL Stranger: DO U HAVE A BF? Stranger: OMG I HAD A BF LAST YEAR You: IM NOT GAY...I HAVE A LARGE PENOR Stranger: HE WAS SO NICE Stranger: OMG U 2 WOULD TOTALLY GET ALONG You: ITS LEIK 11".....AROUND Stranger: OMG LOLOLOL Stranger: U R SO COOL! Stranger: LET'S BE FRIENDS, OKAY?!?!?!?! You: THIS IS ORGASMIC Stranger: OMG SRSLY? You: I CAME Stranger: THAT IS SO COOL! You: TWICE Stranger: OMG U R SO FUNNY You: THIS IS BETTER THAN WORK Stranger: MY BF CAME ON MY FACE TWICE BUT THEN WE BROKE UP You: O'REILLY AUTO PARTS FTW Stranger: AND HE TOLD EVERYONE Stranger: I HATE THAT DOUCHE Stranger: U GUYS WOULD NOT GET ALONG AT ALL You: THATS NO GOOD....WHAT A COCK MONGER Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT? You: I DONT KISS AND TELL Stranger: I MEAN, I LET HIM COME ON MY FACE AND THEN HE DITCHES Stranger: OMFG KISSING IS SO MUCH FUN Stranger: I KISSED HIM ALLLLL THE TIME Stranger: AND HIS FRIENDS You: WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Stranger: AND MY UNCLE ONCE Stranger: LOLOLOLOL Stranger: I LIVE IN AMERICA! Stranger: IT IS SO COOL You: ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: I HAVE SO MUCH FUN HERE Stranger: OMG WE SHOULD SOOO HANG OUT ! You: I <3 TE USA Stranger: U R SO COOL Stranger: Stranger: OMG ME TOO Stranger: I LOVE AMERICA You: I <3 OHIO Stranger: I WENT TO SOUTH AMERICA ONCE AND IT WAS SOO COOL Stranger: I WENT TO OHIO ONCE! You: OHIO IS BALLER Stranger: IT IS FOR LOVERS, RIGHT? Stranger: OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY! You: HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS SAID SO Stranger: OMG Stranger: I LOVE HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS You: I BELIEVE THEM Stranger: IT IS SO NOT COOL THAT THEIR GUY DIED Stranger: THAT SUCKED Stranger: I DIDN'T LOVE IT You: NOPE,I WAS A LITTLE SAD...I DIDNT CUT MYSELF THOUGH Stranger: BUT OMFG I LOVE THEIR ALBUM AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH Stranger: ME NEITHER Stranger: OMG THAT IS SO SAD TO DO You: CUTTING IS BAD MMMKAY Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT?! Stranger: OMG MY BF USED TO CUT AND I TRIED TO MAKE HIM STOP BUT HE DUMPED ME Stranger: IT SUCKED SO BAD You: BEING DUMPED IS LAME Stranger: BUT I LOVE HIM STILL SO SOMETIMES I LET HIM COME ON MY FACE STILL Stranger: HE PAYS FOR MY GAS IF I DO You: LOL LOL LOL Stranger: OMG U R SOOO COOL! You: I LIKE TO SPANK GIRLS You: ARE YOU INTO KINKY STUFFS You: OMG MAN VS FOOD IS AMAZING Stranger: OMG IT SO FUN Stranger: I LOVE TV AND I LOVE THAT SHOW Stranger: I LET MY BF HIT ME ONCE BECAUSE HE LIKED IT You: I<3 THIS Stranger: BUT THAT WAS A DIF BF Stranger: OMG I LOVE THIS TOO! Stranger: U R SOOO COOL! Stranger: I FEEL LIKE WE'RE BEST FRIENDSS! You: I KNOW RIGHT Stranger: I HATED THAT BF THO THAT HIT ME BECAUSE HE LIKED IT You: I FEEL LIKE IVE KNOWN YOU FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES Stranger: HE TOTALLY CALLED ME FAT AND I DIDNT EAT FOR LIKE, FOUR MONTHS AND THEN I HAD SOME PIE AND WATCHED TV AND I WAS OKAY Stranger: OMG ME TOO! You: I ONLY LIKE TO HIT GIRLS IN THE BEDROOM Stranger: U R SO FUNNY Stranger: THATS WHAT HE LIKED TO DO Stranger: LOL You: THEN I BUY THEM FLOWERS Stranger: U GUYS ARE SO ALIKE BUT I DONT HATE U! Stranger: OMG THAT IS SO NICE Stranger: HE ONLY GOT ME FLOWERS ONCE AND THEN WE HAD SEX AND HE DUMPED ME Stranger: BUT IT WAS OKAY LOL You: YOU HAVE BEEN DUMPED ALOT Stranger: ONLY BY LIKE, FOUR GUYS Stranger: THE REST OF THEM MOVED AWAY You: IVE BEEN DUMPED ONCE Stranger: OMG BY WHO?! Stranger: R U CRAIG?! B/C IF U R I AM NOT TALKIGN TO U! You: MY HIGHSCHOOL CRISH You: MY NAME IS JAMES Stranger: OKAY GOOD I THOT U WERE MY EX THAT I DUMPED Stranger: HE RAN OVER MY CAT AND IT WAS SOO NOT COOL You: I HATE CATS Stranger: IM SORRY ABT U GETTING DUMPED Stranger: OMG WHY? Stranger: HE DID TOO Stranger: R U SURE UR NOT CRAIG? Stranger: B/C WE CANT BE BEST FRIENDS IF U ARE! You: IM SURE IM NOT CRAIG;\ You: IM A GINGER KID Stranger: OKAY GOOD LOLOL You: HAVE YOU EVER DATED A GINGER Stranger: OMG GINGERS ARE SO FUNNY Stranger: YEAH BUT HE MOVED AWAY You: IM A GINGER Stranger: AND DIDNT GIVE ME HIS NUMBER THAT DOUCHE Stranger: THATS SOO COOOL! Stranger: IS IT FUN?! You: WHAT A COCK MONKEY Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT?! You: RIGHT Stranger: I HATE HIM SO MUCHHH You: ABSOLUTELY,IM THE BOSS Stranger: TALK TO CORPORATE, RIGHT? Stranger: OMG I LOVE THAT SONG Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOL You: SHIT ON DEBORAHS DESK Stranger: LEAD A WORKSHOP! Stranger: LOL U R SO COOL! You: MANAGE WORKFLOW Stranger: EAT A BAGEL! Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOL You: CUT OFF MY DICK AND DIE?? Stranger: LOL Stranger: ONLY IF U WANT TO XD Stranger: LOLOLOLOL Stranger: THIS IS SO FUN You: NO...I LOVE MY COCK Stranger: OKAY THEN WE WONT Stranger: LMAO You: OMGROFL Stranger: WILL U CUT OFF CRAIG'S DICK FOR ME? Stranger: THAT WOULD BE SOO COOL! Stranger: LOL You: NO....IM NOT SEEING ANOTHER MANS PENOR Stranger: OMG THAT IS SO TRUE Stranger: I HATE SEEING VAGINAS Stranger: ESPECIALLY IN THE LOCKER ROOM Stranger: BC SOME GIRLS SMELL BAD AND THEY LET IT HANG OUT Stranger: IT IS SO NOT COOL You: I LOVE VAGIN Stranger: I HAD GYM WITH CRAIG THAT DOUCHE Stranger: OMG LOL You: BUT ONLY SMELL GOOD VAGINA Stranger: U R SO FUNNY! Stranger: I DONT BLAME U! You: STINKY VAGINA IS BAD MMMKAY Stranger: I TOTALLY AGREE! Stranger: I DOUCHE TO KEEP MINE FRESHH Stranger: LOLOLOLOL Stranger: IT IS SO FUN! You: I REALLY NEED TO HAVE SEXORS Stranger: LOLOLOL Stranger: I DONT Stranger: I AM SO OVER SLEEPING WITH GUYS JUST BECAUSE THEY PAY FOR MY GAS You: IM IN NEED OF A 5 DOLLAR HOOKER You: I WONT PAY YOU Stranger: OMG U SHOULD GO DOWNTOWN Stranger: THERE ARE SOO MANY! You: NOT IN COLUMBUS Stranger: OH IM SO SORRY Stranger: I WENT THERE ONCE FOR MY COUSINS WEDDING Stranger: IT WAS SO FUN Stranger: I DANCED WITH THIS OLD GUY Stranger: AND HE PAID ME TO TAKE OFF MY PANTIES LOLOLOLOL You: LYING IS THE MOST FUN A GIRL CAN HAVE WITH OUT TAKING THEIR CLOTHES OFF,BUT ITS BETTER IF THEY DO! Stranger: OMG I TOTALLY LOVE P!ATD Stranger: BUT ONLY THEIR FIRST ALBUM Stranger: LOLOLOLOL Stranger: U R SO FUNNY AND COOL! You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 96blkform will appreciate this one... Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hi 21 m Ireland You: ireland eh, hows the rugby team doing over there Stranger: We won the six nations You: nice. we won the world cup Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GilbWs6 Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi Stranger: how r u? You: greetings You: super Stranger: nice Stranger: :-) Stranger: m/f? You: muthafuck what? Stranger: male / female? You: ohhhh male Stranger: ;-) Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Stranger: ASS You: POOP Stranger: oo fuck you Stranger: lol You: OMG LULZ Stranger: hey Stranger: im a slut You: sup yo, where you be from You: damn, i dig sluts You: how slut like are you Stranger: i sleep wit guys like 2 a week You: thats hot. at the same time? or do you take breakes in between Stranger: breaks You: thanks, i made a typo lolololololololomglololol You: well, wannna go for a ride on the ol' bone rollercoaster? Stranger: o yea Stranger: that sound funnnn... You: you on cr? Stranger: what? You: i guess not, nevermind You: this is definately better than doing work Stranger: umm ok Stranger: yep You: BALLS Stranger: im sooo bored that im a guy pretending to be a girl lol9 You: omg no way, you like totallly punked me Stranger: haha it really funn You: i thought i was gonna get some internetz vaJayJay Stranger: i trick so many guys Stranger: u got to tri it You: i bet people say some sick shit though, not sure if i want to read it Stranger: no i dont go that far You: haha, i had someone start the conversation with something like "im looking for a chick to bone" or something like that Stranger: ha i try to get girls to say sexy stuff You: get them to send you some noodz Stranger: yea thats good You: well you go get them!!! Stranger: u to Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi im 17 preg and have a 1 year old son Your conversational partner has disconnected. A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: jh Stranger: the verve....rocks Stranger: hard You: not really Stranger: y? Stranger: theyve Stranger: got Stranger: rock organs Stranger: and Stranger: love Stranger: in their Stranger: music You: and penors in their butts Stranger: lol Stranger: yeah Stranger: fuck Stranger: the verve Stranger: but Stranger: what about luda Stranger: you Stranger: you Stranger: youy Stranger: you Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Stranger: hi im 17 preg and have a 1 year old son Your conversational partner has disconnected. lmao WINNER!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Stranger: hey 20 m london You: 18 F Hawaii Stranger: hawii wow You: Actually, it's Hawaii Stranger: sorry You: You should be Stranger: you horny You: My balls itch You: I think I need to wash more. Stranger: ywah Stranger: it helps Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GilbWs6 Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Stranger: hi You: i'm a hot 17/f/ looking for a good lay Stranger: auty or uncle Stranger: sry Stranger: sry Stranger: sry aunty Stranger: 18/m/looking for a good gay Stranger: i m cool Stranger: i m wet also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GilbWs6 Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 pretty sure the odds of bumping into some one else from on CR on there was like 1 in a 1,000,000. But it happened! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Stranger: chick? You: with a dick Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 pretty sure the odds of bumping into some one else from on CR on there was like 1 in a 1,000,000. But it happened! ? where? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GilbWs6 Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Made the simple comment "CR" to someone and it happened to be Ben (Casper). Didn't save it since it turned into a 5 page long conversation. Funny shit though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 haha wow.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: nice to meet Stranger: from? You: yes where do you hail from Stranger: korea You: U.S. Stranger: m/f? You: femalien You: from the planet cootour Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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