SpaceGhost Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 You should change your screen name to "The Merovingian" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 lol at the people too stupid to figure out what he was trying to say sure he butchered it, but if you had any comprehensive skills at all you would be able to figure out what he was trying to say "So I'm at work and I am doing my job. I provide security for a bank. I received some interior motion alarms from it, so I called and dispatched the police. They get there and find the door wide open. I decided to call a key holder out there to lock the bank up. While I was doing that, West Virgina's finest took a look around and got themselves locked inside the employee lounge! Lol so the key holder had to free the popo." better? I read the original paragraph three times and could not figure it out. I am glad Tyler was able to clear it up. +rep to Tyler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTHER91 Posted October 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Sigh, I'm done with this thread space ghost why did u stick your nose in this? I don't give u shit cuz you wrecked a bike being an idiot. somehow my lack of use of simple punctuation brings out the douche bags. If u can't read without it being perfect then don't struggle. Just don't read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Um I was being serious you had to let the police out. You said you are the "key holder". Key holder = The Merovingian I said nothing about spelling, I understood what you typed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 he never said he was the key holder...he said he had to call the key holder, he also said the bank is in WV and he works in columbus.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 So... Evan critiques sentence structure while not using capital letters or apostrophes, and TheHaze also critiques grammar while ending his sentences in prepositions? Also, I thought the story was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Um I was being serious you had to let the police out. You said you are the "key holder". Key holder = The Merovingian I said nothing about spelling, I understood what you typed. Sorry I lol'd here. Nther, I extrapolated the gist of what you were trying to say, but it was pretty messy none-the-less. Web-Grammar absolutely counts when other people are trying to read what you're saying, as opposed to listening to a funny anecdote. It was funny too, too bad this thread took a shit on the topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Sorry I lol'd here. Nther, I extrapolated the gist of what you were trying to say, but it was pretty messy none-the-less. Grammar absolutely counts when other people are trying to read what you're saying, as opposed to listening to a funny anecdote. It was funny too, too bad this thread took a shit on the topic. stop making serious posts and start pooping again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Sorry I lol'd here. Nther, I extrapolated the gist of what you were trying to say, but it was pretty messy none-the-less. Web-Grammar absolutely counts when other people are trying to read what you're saying, as opposed to listening to a funny anecdote. It was funny too, too bad this thread took a shit on the topic. Rob wins, fatality! http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l302/CMPunk186/LiuKangDragonMorphFatality.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 stop making serious posts and start pooping again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedfocus1647545489 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 I just stopped by, Dangling Participle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 I just stopped by, Dangling Participle. why dont you go fix that fucked up ass website? jegs sucks more because of you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Who are you again? If your going to critique it fix it don't be lazy like the last guy show me and the four other people who don't care if you breath what I did wrong. Oh please show me how to use a comma and a period mrs. The haze. Don't be lazy about it you took the time to tell me I don't know how to type ..... As I said fix it,show your interweb friends how leet you are by sick burning me. Then ask your self this will you be hanging out with friends and bring this thread up and joke and laugh about how dumb I am? Yea that make you the bees knees pal. Jesus Christ, way to get over-worked just because a few people mention that they can't understand your poor typing. Yes, I guess we're assholes for not being able to read jibberish. Stop getting so defensive and being a fucking dick about it just because someone can't read your post. So... Evan critiques sentence structure while not using capital letters or apostrophes, and TheHaze also critiques grammar while ending his sentences in prepositions? Is that a question? Anyway, I don't think anyone here cares if he doesn't use proper and perfect English. If someone leaves out capital letters but still maintains sentence structure and I can easily read it, then it's fine. If someone doesn't use any or very few punctuation marks, misspells several words and leaves out details, then of course people are going to question what he's trying to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 lol at the people too stupid to figure out what he was trying to say sure he butchered it, but if you had any comprehensive skills at all you would be able to figure out what he was trying to say "So I'm at work and I am doing my job. I provide security for a bank. I received some interior motion alarms from it, so I called and dispatched the police. They get there and find the door wide open. I decided to call a key holder out there to lock the bank up. While I was doing that, West Virgina's finest took a look around and got themselves locked inside the employee lounge! Lol so the key holder had to free the popo." better? My brain thanks you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 why dont you go fix that fucked up ass website? jegs sucks more because of you... Yeah, go fix it. The landing pages are not dynamic enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Yeah, go fix it. The landing pages are not dynamic enough. im not even talking about that. they use to have instruction link listed with the parts...and now it takes days for the parts complete page to even work right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedfocus1647545489 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 im not even talking about that. they use to have instruction link listed with the parts...and now it takes days for the parts complete page to even work right. That page load change wasn't my bright idea. Unfortunately, most of them aren't . The instruction links are still there if it's something we have instructions for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTHER91 Posted October 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Um I was being serious you had to let the police out. You said you are the "key holder". Key holder = The Merovingian I said nothing about spelling, I understood what you typed. I am sorry ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 CANNOT STOP LAUGHING !!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fattyona12 Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 So were you pooping when the alarm went off or just when you typed this post? I think I missed it...hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 That page load change wasn't my bright idea. Unfortunately, most of them aren't . The instruction links are still there if it's something we have instructions for. make it fucking work damn it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTHER91 Posted October 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 Rob I think u think he has more power than he does , I mean the guy is in meetings all day lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 Rob I think u think he has more power than he does , I mean the guy is in meetings all day lol randy might be able to make things happen, but all he says is " our website sucks anymore" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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