SLOWLX Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 http://www.mynorthwest.com/?nid=11&sid=453465 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 tha fuck?! i drink those blue ones all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 omg I'm suing! I want billions and billions of dollars to help overcome this horrifying experience! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Reason 1,435,897,974 to stick to drinking from bottles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 ew, I would be pretty pissed off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 You gotta pay extra for that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Lotto winner right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 My dad had the same thing happen years ago when drinking a bottle of Tab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 lol. seriously is like winning the loto these days. He'll get compensated very well for it, and he'll be just fine in the end. BRB. going to buy some Monster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 CSI Seattle to test for pollen present in mouse fur. Any pollen native to the Seattle area would prove the mouse was introduced after canning. Stay tuned for futher details....... My guess is that he put it in there , and it will be proven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 would be easier to just see if there was monster in the mouses lungs. If the mouse couldn't fit through the hole, it had to be in there from canning, and drowned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 You tards, read the article lab tests show the mouse was in the can before the top went on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 would be easier to just see if there was monster in the mouses lungs. If the mouse couldn't fit through the hole, it had to be in there from canning, and drowned. Yes, because it's otherwise impossible to drown a mouse in monster before placing him in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Monster import, imported furry creatures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 "Horatio, there was a rodent in the victim's energy drink can." "Well I guess you could say...." *puts on sunglasses* "He found a monster." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 You know.. I've always wondered what the initial steps are of getting shit like this publicized. After you find the mouse what do you do? Call a lawyer? 911? Cops show up and you point out a mouse, then what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbird Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 It's the new ingredient, bros! The mouse breaks down over time to give you turbo energy. Duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 I'd assume reporters check out court filings? That, or hot tips from cops: "Dude, you'll never believe why this guy is suing Monster...":lol: Honestly, I think it's disgusting. That dude has a right to sue if mice are running around a filling station. Where is Monster canned...Mexico? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Where is Monster canned...Mexico? Not sure, but apparently it's made by Hanson, and distributed by Anheuser-Busch. They must have confused it with the bud light recipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 I can only imagine Monster tastes better after displacing some of the disgusting liquid with dead animals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blown86lx Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 I had a friend who worked for a warehouse in Florida where they stored Monster. He said one of his friends stabbed a pallet of them and didnt clean it up right away. He said after a week and a half it ate through the top of the cement!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stangsn95gt Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 "Horatio, there was a rodent in the victim's energy drink can." "Well I guess you could say...." *puts on sunglasses* "He found a monster." Pure win right here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 I like the Moster coffees. Specifically, Mean Bean (Vanilla). Rodents and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 lol this thread reminds me of when I was working on a saab 9-7x with a clogged washer nozzle. I took the resivior out to clean it and found a dead mouse in the bottom of the tank. It was stained blue from the washer fluid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 not gonna lie i got a monster the other day an all i could think about was this... i did not enjoy that drink lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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