TurboGoKart Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 DONT MARRY SO YOUNG!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 "Have fun in Iraq! HAHA!" No regrets, I did what I wanted to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted April 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Every girl that you think might want to....wants to I change my answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffrey Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Forget about her and stay the fuck away from her you will be better off, invest in google, and go to school now not later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleguy Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Wrap it up yo!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Lottery numbers and key strong investment opportunities...nothing more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 She feels the same way. :thumbup: KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Google, invest in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Lottery numbers, duh. But also: Don't stop cycling, it's the only thing keeping you from getting fat. Fuck college, it's a waste of time and money for you. Go into the military, you need the discipline. Just do the minimum stint. You have more important things to do after. When you get out of the military, take your lottery winnings, buy a '67 stingray, and spend as much time as possible with Dad rebuilding it. The rest of the world can fucking wait, he can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Note to my 18 year old self: "Stop applying for credit cards, stop telling yourself that you like being an electrician and go get a job working on cars you'll be much happier, fuck what Dad says, treat Tricia like a queen she saves your ass so many times it isn't funny, you can buy a house after you've worked as a technician for a few years, she lives through the seizures and the baby is fine even though that was about the hardest thing to deal with, everything works out fine by 30" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ansonivan Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Picture of my junk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Picture of my junk. /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 these comments about parents dieing is seriously sad . my father has cancer and my mothers health isn't the greatest. Reading those comments, i know i should be doing them, but its hard. Being that 18 was only 3 years ago, Id tell myself to skip ohio state, go to cstate, and dont get involved with stephanie. shes a lieing, worthless, depressed sack of slut. Also, quit smoking weed you fucktard, lifes so much better on the other side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted April 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 take your lottery winnings, buy a '67 stingray, and spend as much time as possible with Dad rebuilding it. The rest of the world can fucking wait, he can't. Small world. Every other day, I ask myself, "why don't you drive to Dad's house and work on the 67 Vette with him for few hours?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 these comments about parents dieing is seriously sad . my father has cancer and my mothers health isn't the greatest. No better time to start than now. You'll look back a few years later and you won't like the feeling. Ever since my mom died I tell my dad I love him everytime I talk to him or see him (which is 3 or 4 times a week), b/c you never know what can happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99BlownYellowGT Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 This whole thread is depressing But i will add to it: Dont go to college your profession didnt need it. Dont buy the yellow mustang it was a waste of money and time. Dont date that girl for 10 years because when she ends it you will be fucked financially for years.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 learn Spanish and have sex with every girl you can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Eat Rice Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Every girl that you think might want to....wants to This. Also I would tell myself no matter how much you want to win it does not matter do not keep pitching for highschool and worthless summer ball wins that you are playing for free and throw your arm out. Dont keep throwing even though it hurts. No you are not in love with her go to an out of state school giving you a better schlorship offer. Do not quit because you will regret it for ever. And if you do still buy that Red WS6 absoutly do not sell it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Note to my 18 year old self: "Stop applying for credit cards, stop telling yourself that you like being an electrician and go get a job working on cars you'll be much happier, fuck what Dad says, treat Tricia like a queen she saves your ass so many times it isn't funny, you can buy a house after you've worked as a technician for a few years, she lives through the seizures and the baby is fine even though that was about the hardest thing to deal with, everything works out fine by 30" You've earned my respect sir.. Someone +rep him for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furloaf Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Put a fucking rubber on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 My 18yr old self?! *Deep breath* Fine... "Give up, dick. It's already too fucking late." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 No better time to start than now. You'll look back a few years later and you won't like the feeling. Ever since my mom died I tell my dad I love him everytime I talk to him or see him (which is 3 or 4 times a week), b/c you never know what can happen. Do it. You can't get time back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Do it. You can't get time back. http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/31/tumblr_kugf95XVXN1qzvqipo1_500.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IVRINGS Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Hmm... I would have to say I would tell my 18 year old self to ask for my B-day 3 way with my girlfriends best friend back in the day. I found out years later it was planed for my b-day, but me the dumbass broke up with her 2 weeks before my b-day for another girl that sucked in bed compaired to her. FTL.. Also your Gramps is going to die after his 3rd time dealing with cancer, and when you rushed to go see him when your mom calls he passed on the way there. So don't walk into the room to try to wake him while he is laying dead in the bed while the nurse walked away to check on someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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