TTQ B4U Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 So you're drinking in a bar and see a chick that you don't plan on talking with. Next thing you know, it's 2am and you say, what the hell because the beer goggles are on Yes, I was asked to photoshop the following for inspiration Photo supplied to me by customer. http://i541.photobucket.com/albums/gg378/pdqgp/Before%20and%20After/girl.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Can you take another 20lbs off and unflatten her mouth? And her tit-to-chest merger needs more rounding... I'll be back once the booze kicks in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 And she tries to pass that off to her friends telling them she is actually in that picture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted April 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Can you take another 20lbs off and unflatten her mouth? And her tit-to-chest merger needs more rounding... I'll be back once the booze kicks in. 15lbs further. No boob job though. http://i541.photobucket.com/albums/gg378/pdqgp/Before%20and%20After/15more.jpg And she tries to pass that off to her friends telling them she is actually in that picture? Don't know. Prolly will end up on match.com Paypal'd me to edit her so that she can continue to stay focused on her weight loss mission. I wish her all the best. There's potential. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 That's a really good photoshop. I like how you straightened her posture. And it's weird how awesome her boobs get in the photoshopped picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 LOL, I bet that is not for inspiration - rather she is probably using that as a profile picture for an online dating site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Ohhhh yeeahhh. Now, now what I want is a Kermit tattoo on her ... wait, never mind. EDIT - I see now that it is her dark black hair that makes her tit look like it collided head-long into her rib cage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Now, I challenge you to transform this chick into something resembling an actual human female. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T9ZYQKckaDc/THf4e2ljHiI/AAAAAAAAIRY/eACL1fhz2Ck/s1600/Nancy_Pelosi,_official_photo_portrait,_111th_Congress.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted April 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Now, I challenge you to transform this chick into something resembling an actual human female. I still wouldn't touch it with your dick, but here's what I suggest she put on her facebook page. http://i541.photobucket.com/albums/gg378/pdqgp/Before%20and%20After/nancy.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 You da man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleguy Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 You are good, but I'd like to challenge you to the Reno test http://www.newcelica.org/photopost/data/500/86017611.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 @pdqgp give the old chick younger eyes and all good. @littleguy no edits necessary. you totally would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted April 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 You are good, but I'd like to challenge you to the Reno test Can't fix what God himself fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 how about this, fixable? http://www.xxlmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/80420d1215727290-ugly-girl-picture-thread-l_d0c8759fd61f35d55130f3eef762a9ee.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stangsn95gt Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 You are good, but I'd like to challenge you to the Reno test http://www.newcelica.org/photopost/data/500/86017611.jpg Kill it, kill it with fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 You are good, but I'd like to challenge you to the Reno test http://www.newcelica.org/photopost/data/500/86017611.jpg I wouldn't touch that with its own dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 My dick is too Right Wing to even contemplate Pelosi. I'd bang the thick girl in the red though. I'd hit it sober....or 2 tall boys atleast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbird Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 OP chick probably sucks a decent cock, and you can definitely tittyfuck that. If I was destroyed on a 750 bottle of jager and without pussy for 6 months, I'd contemplate hitting it. Otherwise I at least know for a fact Jill can get the job done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 th OP chisk boobs look wierd to me in the thinner picks. Patiently waiting your magic on janet reno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 My wife says this would be a Hell of a way to talk people into getting in shape. Provide them an "after" picture of what they could look like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted April 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Patiently waiting your magic on janet reno. No way I'm tackling that one. Working on a soccer shoot from this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 how about this, fixable? http://www.xxlmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/80420d1215727290-ugly-girl-picture-thread-l_d0c8759fd61f35d55130f3eef762a9ee.jpg Bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted April 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Bump. Played with it last night and had it about 80% but the pic is pretty low res and doesn't allow for enough headroom to change it to 100%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Wish I had a pic of this amazon tonight. I like tall women with big tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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