Dr. Pomade Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 So, V8Beast's recent post got me thinking about a "Best of CR" series. Since we're men (well, most of us anyway), we naturally like lists and ranking things. So, who's on your list of best e-warriors in the history of CR? Here's mine: Kenny (will always be the best, IMO) Hal JP (coltboostin) Eli (Mensan) DJ (Orion) Honorable Mentions: Supra Mark (never around CR anymore) The Truth (also not around anymore) Ken (iwishiwascool, isn't around anymore either) Other "Best of CR" lists to follow. But I figured e-battlers was a good place to start, considering I'm posting this in The Kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 I miss Mr. Paton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 The best commentators do so with ony one or two lines. I've always been a fan of Not Brian. Sam, and you, John. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Me and Kenny would fight everyday in the kitchen since we worked the same shift and would pm back and fourth with point scores. I beat him once out of like 30x. He was my hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 The best commentators do so with ony one or two lines. I've always been a fan of Not Brian. Sam, and you, John. I don't really e-battle anybody though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillbot Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Kenny, hands down. /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
35RFTW Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 I unfortunately did not have the pleasure of knowing Kenny and I can't say I pay attention enough to vote for best e-battler. I can say however that Phil is probably one of the most entertaining to watch in person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted June 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Kenny was always great because he never typed over two or three sentences at a time. Like Clay said, the best are those that don't have to say all that much. Phil is in the discussion. That mega-call out he had a few weeks ago was great. (It might be in the running for CR Best Post of All Time?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted June 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 I don't really e-battle anybody though True, but I think Clay is just saying he's a fan of your posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Honored. Without trying to make this into another "Good old days" post by myself, I must say that in all seriousness, the shit talking that went on in the first 3 or 4 years of CR was of very high quality. I would probably talk more shit if I was more involved, but that's my fault. I also think that Kenny is pretty much the G.O.A.T. on this list. CR's overall sense of humor took a huge hit when he left us. Tippin my 40 for a brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 List looks legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 I would like to add that anyone can be funny when they have all day to think up some shit and proofread it, but there's no one better than me off the cuff. Ask anyone you know. :fuckyeah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 codyh always leads to the most entertaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Eli/Mensan: Destroyer of Egos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 After what he did to Dr Rick I put him wayyyyyyyyyy up on the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 After what he did to Dr Rick I put him wayyyyyyyyyy up on the list. Lol!!! Was just going to mention him. Dr. Rick is a fucking cunt! :gabe: KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 When you post and it causes another to log out for eternity you have le ebattle skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 When and where was this at? Ive been searching the "remember when" threads and cant find anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Best at e-battling and most entertaining e-battler to watch is two different things, I'm sure that there were some great battlers before I joined so I'm not going to weigh in on that. I do however really like watching Phil, V8Beast, and a few others post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Mensan has said some funny shit before, without over doing it. I'll vote for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 When and where was this at? Ive been searching the "remember when" threads and cant find anything I don't think it's old enough for that. Protip: Look for Dr. Ricks last post in here, it will be in that thread. There is definitely some good shit in there, though. Some of my favorite matchups from back in the day include... Coltboostin vs. IPS SupraMark vs. Jeff Yetzer Kenny vs. COLD AIR (not for it's competitiveness, just because Kenny straight owned that guy like it was his job) Kenny vs. The guy with the 6 second drag truck made out of server cases Jack Pee vs. The Entirety of CR (Everyone changing their name to "something Pee" was epic) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 I just feel honored to be on a list with the classics. No one has ever been able to outdo Kenny, the man was a genius. I'm sure you were being humble but you belong on the list Tilley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted June 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 When and where was this at? Ive been searching the "remember when" threads and cant find anything. http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=83653&highlight=HAOLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted June 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 When you post and it causes another to log out for eternity you have le ebattle skills. Truthfulness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Eli/Mensan: Destroyer of Egos Requesting purple letters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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