You know you're a "car guy" if.....

[M0nk3y]

Did you eat paint chips as a child?

 

No, I didn't live in the Lead Based paint days.

[AWW$HEEET]

you guys should make some more chris farley 1994 movie jokes

[Gergwheel1647545492]

you guys should make some more chris farley 1994 movie jokes

 

a lot of people go to school for 7 years.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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They're called Doctors :gabe:

[NEORedLS1]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/BS_Tiger56/carguy.jpg

[phil]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/BS_Tiger56/carguy.jpg

 

 

 

minus squinting to see that shit, it was good

[NEORedLS1]

Idk why my shit shows up so damn small constantly... you know what thats like don't you Phil????

[phil]

Idk why my shit shows up so damn small constantly... you know what thats like don't you Phil????

 

 

 

because its small, thats the card you were delt. lil fella, and i dont know what that looks like, im a big man trapped in a lil dudes body:fuckyeah:

[Protection]

Armor all'd my dash and shit today. Shit looks baller af.

[Protection]

Hell look at the reflection in my sigpic. Lmfao

[Rustlestiltskin]

http://i.minus.com/ibatbgylXVkS7l.gif

[M0nk3y]

Can this thread die.

 

OP: Have fun having faded dash within a couple months.

[Protection]

Can this thread die.

 

OP: Have fun having faded dash within a couple months.

 

I've been using armor all for years bro. Won't take "a couple of months" more like ten years, maybe.

[M0nk3y]

I've been using armor all for years bro. Won't take "a couple of months" more like ten years, maybe.

 

LOLOLOL okay bro.

 

It's not like I've actually looked at the chemical compounds of what ArmorAll contains, it's not like I've done my fair research and bought thousands of dollars in products for my personal use.

 

Oh no, I'm completely stupid. You're right.

 

Well, in case you were wondering, education time. Armor All contains silicon, which blocks the chemicals that are released in vinyl (breathing). With those chemicals getting blocked, you will break down that product alot faster.

 

The breathing I'm referring to is actually the process of the vinyl failing. What I mean by that is PVC pipe and a vinyl air mattress is basically the same material the difference is the plasticizers that make it flexible. What is happening is the plastizers are leaching out, which explains why over time plastics get hard and brittle.

 

Doesn't it seem you have to apply ArmorAll more frequent ever time? Well, maybe you don't..because you're oblivious to basically anything.

 

This is why I'm a firm believer in water based products, just like 303 Aerospace Protectant. Which actually CONTAINS 40 SPF that will protect your dash, not destroy it.

 

PS - Have fun looking through the windshield and seeing half your dash as you're driving down the highway because it's reflective as shit.

 

-Good Day.

[Mr. Jones]

LOLOLOL okay bro.

 

It's not like I've actually looked at the chemical compounds of what ArmorAll contains, it's not like I've done my fair research and bought thousands of dollars in products for my personal use.

 

Oh no, I'm completely stupid. You're right.

 

Well, in case you were wondering, education time. Armor All contains silicon, which blocks the chemicals that are released in vinyl (breathing). With those chemicals getting blocked, you will break down that product alot faster.

 

The breathing I'm referring to is actually the process of the vinyl failing. What I mean by that is PVC pipe and a vinyl air mattress is basically the same material the difference is the plasticizers that make it flexible. What is happening is the plastizers are leaching out, which explains why over time plastics get hard and brittle.

 

Doesn't it seem you have to apply ArmorAll more frequent ever time? Well, maybe you don't..because you're oblivious to basically anything.

 

This is why I'm a firm believer in water based products, just like 303 Aerospace Protectant. Which actually CONTAINS 40 SPF that will protect your dash, not destroy it.

 

PS - Have fun looking through the windshield and seeing half your dash as you're driving down the highway because it's reflective as shit.

 

-Good Day.

 

 

 

SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH

 

Sell him armor all products.

[Sturg1647545502]

Why is it that CR increasingly plays the role of "internet preschool".

 

keep the old ass gifs and emailed jokes for your jagoff work buddies.

[Protection]

How much does this 303 shit cost? 20 a bottle? Where do you get it? Remember. I drive a $5,000 FBody. I'm not paying no more than 12$ a bottle and or driving to pataskala to get it.

[Protection]

Why is it that CR increasingly plays the role of "internet preschool".

 

keep the old ass gifs and emailed jokes for your jagoff work buddies.

 

Pretaining to? Me or the others?

[M0nk3y]

http://www.detailedimage.com/303-M2/Aerospace-Protectant-P12/16-oz-S1/

[Sturg1647545502]

Pretaining to? Me or the others?

chu, gringo

[Protection]

chu, gringo

 

Fucking idiot. It's obviously the others with the preschool jokes. Raise your hand next time, child.

[Sturg1647545502]

Fucking idiot. It's obviously the others with the preschool jokes. Raise your hand next time, child.

 

right... since im the one laying down the "you know you're a redneck if" lines.

[Mr. Jones]

right... since im the one laying down the "you know you're a redneck if" lines.

 

 

Shut up redneck.

[Sturg1647545502]

Shut up redneck.

 

i wish. I've got a hot ass cousin

[Mr. Jones]

i wish. I've got a hot ass cousin

 

 

PICS ?

[M0nk3y]

This thread is relevant to my interests now.