Draco-REX Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Guys a douche http://eerationalsports.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/mxc_guy.jpg?w=640 I'd take that truck in a heartbeat... to sell it. Unless it's pulling a big ass trailer, when I see a truck like that it just screams "LOOK AT HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE!!!" to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Damn I can smell the jealousy in here. I personally think its a bad ass truck, and I have seen it in person also. we still (for now) enjoy a democracy here in the u.s.. people can better their lives, and with hard work, enjoy nice things--even to excess, in many cases. we don't live in a communist state (yet), where everyone is given 'x' amount of resources from the government. as such, its the 'american dream' to work your ass off, invent something, etc, and do better than your parents did. that being said, its a lot easier to be happy for someone's wealth when they've earned it themselves. its also much easier to look up to someone or even envy them to some extent---when they're not such a condescending, arrogant fuck. but when you get a condescending arrogant fuck, who has NOT earned the money they enjoy spending, it multiplies the reaction of disgust from us 'peons' here in the peanut gallery i say fuck him. right in the ear hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky31186 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 we still (for now) enjoy a democracy here in the u.s.. people can better their lives, and with hard work, enjoy nice things--even to excess, in many cases. we don't live in a communist state (yet), where everyone is given 'x' amount of resources from the government. as such, its the 'american dream' to work your ass off, invent something, etc, and do better than your parents did. that being said, its a lot easier to be happy for someone's wealth when they've earned it themselves. its also much easier to look up to someone or even envy them to some extent---when they're not such a condescending, arrogant fuck. but when you get a condescending arrogant fuck, who has NOT earned the money they enjoy spending, it multiplies the reaction of disgust from us 'peons' here in the peanut gallery i say fuck him. right in the ear hole. TLDR.. :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Quoted for posterity. Anyone else want to speak out for the "small cock" segment of CR? For the record, no woman I know shares your opinion. I drive a corvette, so it's established I therefore have a small dick. That being said.... My dick only has to please one person.... me. :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 I would take his truck. But, only because it has a cash value, which I would quickly liquidate and go buy something less ridiculous and more useful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brent1976 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 i say fuck him. right in the ear hole. Shinshi shinshi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Dick references are so old, guy drives big truck has small dick, guy drives Miata has no dick, guy drives flashy car has small dick. So let me guess guys who drive Toyota Camrys have the biggest dicks. or is it that guys with big dicks drive what they want and guys with small dicks talk shit. I don't like the truck because lifting shit up into the bed is twice as hard as it would have been if it wasn't lifted. Never been a fan of working harder then I need to. Glad the guy drives whatever it is he feels like. No fucks given. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickey4271647545519 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Dick references are so old, guy drives big truck has small dick, guy drives Miata has no dick, guy drives flashy car has small dick. So let me guess guys who drive Toyota Camrys have the biggest dicks. or is it that guys with big dicks drive what they want and guys with small dicks talk shit. I don't like the truck because lifting shit up into the bed is twice as hard as it would have been if it wasn't lifted. Never been a fan of working harder then I need to. Glad the guy drives whatever it is he feels like. No fucks given. Truck isn't lifted much if at all. Here's a stock CXT http://farm1.staticflickr.com/220/503873243_590195f014_z.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Truck isn't lifted much if at all. Here's a stock CXT http://farm1.staticflickr.com/220/503873243_590195f014_z.jpg Wouldn't want to own that either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 All i know is when the zombie apocalypse comes, you will all wish you had one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 All i know is when the zombie apocalypse comes, you will all wish you had one! No then I'd go steal one, because someone who owns one is bound to become a zombie. I'd rather have an Escalade with a plow on it instead. http://imcdb.org/images/234/252.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 No then I'd go steal one, because someone who owns one is bound to become a zombie. I'd rather have an Escalade with a plow on it instead. http://imcdb.org/images/234/252.jpg Does said escalade come with Emma Stone inside it? :megusta: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Does said escalade come with Emma Stone inside it? :megusta: For her to stay in the truck with you she'd have to be a zombie. :no: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Cardio The Double Tap Beware of Bathrooms Wear Seat Belts No Attachments The “Skillet” Travel Light Get a Kick Ass Partner With your Bare Hands Don’t Swing Low Use Your Foot Bounty Paper Towels Shake it Off Always carry a change of underwear Bowling Ball Opportunity Knocks Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero) Limber Up Break it Up It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint Avoid Strip Clubs When in doubt Know your way out Zipplock Use your thumbs Shoot First A little sun screen never hurt anybody Incoming! Double-Knot your Shoes The Buddy System Pack your stain stick Check the back seat Enjoy the little things Swiss army Knife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 For her to stay in the truck with you she'd have to be a zombie. :no: OH SNAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 I'd take that truck in a heartbeat... to sell it. Unless it's pulling a big ass trailer, when I see a truck like that it just screams "LOOK AT HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE!!!" to me. Not that I don't agree but does a Lambo not convey the same message? That being said.... My dick only has to please one person.... me. :gabe: I would take his truck. But, only because it has a cash value, which I would quickly liquidate and go buy something less ridiculous and more useful. This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Guys a douche, but the whole "small cock" stigma is lame But... what if its true? What if his dick is so small when he sits to take a shit he pisses over the front of the toilet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 The guy is a complete assbag...but you cannot deny he has some cool shit. Lose the graphics and none of you would turn that truck down. -Marc I would. I like useful trucks. If I wanted a big useful truck, I would drive one of these http://blogs.cars.com/.a/6a00d83451b3c669e20120a5973bdc970b-800wi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Dick references are so old, guy drives big truck has small dick, guy drives Miata has no dick, guy drives flashy car has small dick. So let me guess guys who drive Toyota Camrys have the biggest dicks. or is it that guys with big dicks drive what they want and guys with small dicks talk shit. I don't like the truck because lifting shit up into the bed is twice as hard as it would have been if it wasn't lifted. Never been a fan of working harder then I need to. Glad the guy drives whatever it is he feels like. No fucks given. Be a real man, try being proud you own an Eagle Summit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbracing81 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Truck isn't lifted much if at all. Here's a stock CXT http://farm1.staticflickr.com/220/503873243_590195f014_z.jpg The biggest problem with this truck is that it's made by international. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 For her to stay in the truck with you she'd have to be a zombie. :no: Would she eat my brain or give me brain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 She would eat it. She's a fucking zombie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 She would eat it. She's a fucking zombie Is there enough time to zombie-fuck her before she eats my brain? I only need 2 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Is there enough time to zombie-fuck her before she eats my brain? I only need 2 seconds. Zombie rape?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 Zombie rape?? Zombies don't typically talk, so she won't say no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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