Buck531 Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/wutang-clandiscovered-rapper-andre-johnson-severed-his-penis-and-jumped-from-la-building-9265856.html Rapper Andre Johnson reportedly severed his penis and jumped off an apartment building in the US city of Los Angeles, at around 1am local time on Wednesday, according to police. Mr Johnson survived the fall from the second storey of a building in North Hollywood, but has sustained serious injuries, Los Angeles Police Sergeant William Mann told CNN. He is currently recovering in Cedars-Sinai Medical Centre, where he is being treated. His penis was retrieved, Mann said. Wu-Tang Clan Deny Affiliation With Christ Bearer It is not yet clear what caused Mr Johnson to jump from the building. The artist, who goes by the rap name Christ Bearer, was discovered by the Wu-Tang Clan producer RZA in 1998, as a member of the group Northstar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 That's a real dick maneuver for him to have done... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 He's not the man he use to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 That takes BALLS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyM3rC Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 You'd think killing yourself would be easy, but he managed to cock it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 ...testes. Did I do that right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 ...testes. Did I do that right? Almost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaSSon Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Hey guys? If you throw your dick out the window and you jump also, which hits the ground first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 2nd floor???? He's barely a man.... :dumb: KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmrmnhrm Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 That's just nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstmg8 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 That's just nuts. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstmg8 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Cmon it's obvious he was man-scaping, got a little carried away and "oh shit!"........... Who wouldn't jump?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Andre Johnsonless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morabu Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 that, was a real bitch move! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Andre Johnsonless We have to close this thread now. Anymore jokes beyond this fine observation, would be dickless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berto Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Changing his last name would be a leap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 That's just nuts. Andre Johnsonless Winners. Shut 'er down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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