CRed05 Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 (edited) http://lanesplitter.jalopnik.com/mans-femur-goes-into-his-ballsack-after-motorcycle-cra-1688469263/+damon A 33-year-old man was admitted into an emergency room after a motorcycle crash in Germany. Doctors noticed the berries to his twig were hard, swollen, and blue, while his left leg was shorter than it should've been. Why? "Femoral-Head Dislocation to the Scrotum." Yes, the top of his femur was sheared off and shoved into his ballsack. http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--teWHyOGo--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/bmwu7aahkbbflpexe2sn.jpg Edited February 27, 2015 by Mitch link to NWS pics in this forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 i couldnt begin to imagine the pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POS VETT Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 Did not want to know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 "the top of his femur was sheared off and shoved into his ball-sack." :no: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 Judging by the amount of Ioban to his ABD, and the pelvic plating, I'd bet he was unconscious for most of it. Probably never even realized it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 Judging by the amount of Ioban to his ABD, and the pelvic plating, I'd bet he was unconscious for most of it. Probably never even realized it. I was thinking more post-surgery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKilbourne Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 That isn't a good time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 Bummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeto67 Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 walk it off, he'll be find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugen Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 motorcycles the new viagra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 That night, during one of many pointless, drunken conversations among friends, most everyone agreed it was impossible to kick oneself in the balls. He swore then and there he would prove them wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 This is not humerus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noobiemcnooberson. Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 This is not humerus. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 He's fucked. A buddy of mine sent me a link to this article. Never seen or heard of anything like that. He will be needing his hip replaced within the next 2 years I'd bet. And it won't be an easy hip to replace. Terrible injury. You can function without a testicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 This is not humerus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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