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This dude's bike gave him a boner


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http://lanesplitter.jalopnik.com/mans-femur-goes-into-his-ballsack-after-motorcycle-cra-1688469263/+damon

 

 

A 33-year-old man was admitted into an emergency room after a motorcycle crash in Germany. Doctors noticed the berries to his twig were hard, swollen, and blue, while his left leg was shorter than it should've been. Why? "Femoral-Head Dislocation to the Scrotum." Yes, the top of his femur was sheared off and shoved into his ballsack.

 

 

 

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--teWHyOGo--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/bmwu7aahkbbflpexe2sn.jpg

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He's fucked. A buddy of mine sent me a link to this article. Never seen or heard of anything like that. He will be needing his hip replaced within the next 2 years I'd bet. And it won't be an easy hip to replace. Terrible injury. You can function without a testicle.
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