Tomcat0403 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 All in the title...Dont care if its funny, vulgar, offensive, motorcycle related, etc.Anything you have throw it out there.....ready......go!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Sgt. Hartman: "How tall are you, private?"Arliss Howard as Cowbo: "Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!"Sgt. Hartman: "Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. You trying to squeeze an inch on me somewhere, huh?"Cowboy: "Sir, No Sir."Sgt. Hartman: "Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated. Where the hell you from anyway private?"Cowboy: "Sir, Texas, Sir."Sgt. Hartman: "Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas Private Cowboy and you don't look much like a steer so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"Cowboy: "Sir, No Sir."Sgt. Hartman: "Are you a Peter Puffer?"Cowboy: "Sir, No Sir."Sgt. Hartman: "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 The next person to post is a flaming homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 The next person to post is a flaming homo.Hi guys!! nice. how many people wanted to post but didnt after they read JRMMiii's post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 :lol::lol:I spit coffee again..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 If your brain was made of dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 hi guys!!lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Hi guys!!I expected nothing less from you 'Warbanner'.{psst, that's what we call his penis - because it flaps in the wind} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 I expected nothing less from you 'Warbanner'.{psst, that's what we call his penis - because it flaps in the wind}burrrrrrn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 If brains were gasoline you wouldn't have enough to run a pissant's minibike around a pea.When they were handing out brains, you thought they said trains and said "give me a slow one" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can go on a diet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Hey Tomcat.. Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas moneyThen that dumb heffer bought a solar-powered flashlight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FocusDave01 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Hey Tomcat.. Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas moneyThen that dumb heffer bought a solar-powered flashlight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOW Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 yo momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 You know how I can tell your mamas ready for me. I reach down her pants and it feels like I'm feeding a horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceBurner Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Yo Mamma's Snatch smell so bad they trying to ban her from the ocean.Know why?They trying to get the smell of the fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 You know how I can tell your mamas ready for me. I reach down her pants and it feels like I'm feeding a horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 ++:puke:+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 You know how I can tell your mamas ready for me. I reach down her pants and it feels like I'm feeding a horse. GROSS:puke:In other news... Wrillo's mom is so fat, she uses Twinkies as suppositories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruelHouse Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Your mama's so fat...She has a KrispyKreme Season Pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOW Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 In other news... Wrillo's mom is so fat, she uses Twinkies as suppositories.You eat the Twinkies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomcat0403 Posted April 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 You eat the Twinkies.Oh Shit!!!!!!!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarvismb Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 You eat the Twinkies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 You eat the Twinkies.YOU lick the cream filling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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