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Where do you hang your clothes when you poop at work?


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Where do you hang your clothes when you go into the stall at work to poop? I normally have dress slacks and a nice button down so I take 2 hangers with me that way my pants won't fall to the floor covered in piss and my shirt tail doesn't fall into the toilet or get nasty chit stains. I hang my clothes, using the hangers, on the hook on the stall door. Today there was no hook so I just folded my trousers and hung them over the door.

 

How do you guys hang your clothes when that happens?

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...that way my pants won't fall to the floor covered in piss and my shirt tail doesn't fall into the toilet or get nasty chit stains....

 

I try not to poop in a gas station bathroom, solves that problem.

 

toilets get nasty here at work but never piss on the floor of the sit down stall nasty. Also they clean them 3 times a day and it's really easy to time bowel movements to when the cleaning person is just finishing up.

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Amateurs.... you just fold your shirt under your undershirt and roll it up to your ribs no need to take it off.

 

For the pants, well i dont work in a nasty place so our bathrooms are clean so just let the pants drop.

 

:lol:

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I always crack up when I see somebody in the stall at work with their pants and underwear both pulled all the way down and sitting on the floor. Its like a f*cking 2 year old is in there taking a dookie. You are allowed to just lower them to knee level. There is still plenty of access.
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I always crack up when I see somebody in the stall at work with their pants and underwear both pulled all the way down and sitting on the floor. Its like a f*cking 2 year old is in there taking a dookie. You are allowed to just lower them to knee level. There is still plenty of access.

 

Try pants all the way down at a urinal...

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I always crack up when I see somebody in the stall at work with their pants and underwear both pulled all the way down and sitting on the floor. Its like a f*cking 2 year old is in there taking a dookie. You are allowed to just lower them to knee level. There is still plenty of access.
The fact that your looking for it is scary [emoji14]

 

I try and have fun when I'm in there by yelling "fire in the hole!" and let her rip.

 

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Back when I worked at Lowes I would frequently go into the restroom to wash my hands, and there were times when I would notice someone in the stall and I would take my paper towels after drying, crumple it all up, and "shoot" it above the wall right into the stall. Nobody ever said a word :lol:
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Back when I worked at Lowes I would frequently go into the restroom to wash my hands, and there were times when I would notice someone in the stall and I would take my paper towels after drying, crumple it all up, and "shoot" it above the wall right into the stall. Nobody ever said a word :lol:

 

Dude I swear I do that all the time at work too LOL

 

Does anyone ever say "Bless You" when someone sneezes next to them? It's always something I think of doing but never do.

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One time as a gag I waited until someone was in the stall next to me, and then grunted like I was giving birth and dropped a cantaloupe into the toilet. Water splashes everywhere, and I see dude moving his feet away from the water as it spreads under his stall. Then I reached my hand under the stall and asked him if he could pass me some TP. Dude flushed and like ran out of the bathroom.
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