John Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 http://knoxville.craigslist.org/mcy/1284261048.htmlmotorcycles fream blastor (knoxville)Date: 2009-07-23, 12:09AM EDTReply to: sale-3b6v9-1284261048@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]i cant healp you sand blastin your fream fenders you namet * Location: knoxville * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interestsPostingID: 1284261048 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 he cant healp you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 someone email him just to see if his emailing skills are just as good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ross Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 double u, tea, eff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 here is one more funny oneIf shorty wanna see the ice then I ice the wrist! (NYC area)Reply to: sale-rgznm-1236639016@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]Peeps! Due to high demand please be sure to contact me now. I rode 24 bike in the last three weeks alone!Do you want to know how cool your bike looks or what it sounds like when it's revving out as you go zooming up the street? I will come to you house and ride your bike up and down the street in front of your house like so fast so you can see it and you can take pics if you want. I've got the whole little costume, helmet and sh!t and I even have a motorcycle license so it's all cool in case the cops come. I can pretend I am in a race with myself on your bike and then you will know how cool you look when you are whipping up your street past all the kids. I know how to ride almost any bike but I am not going to do this on anything where you have to shift the gears with your hand instead of your foot or a BMW cause those things f@!#ing suck. If you want me to light the tire and do a burnout on your bike I can! You can run inside and get some bleach and pour it on the rear tire when I am doing it and all your neighbors will think you have a top fuel dragster or some sh!t when they see all the smoke. I really don't want to ride anyone on the back when I do this for you so don't have any girls around. And your bike must be in good shape cause I don't wanna die out there. No mexican sh!t. I have been performing this service for years to ALL of my friends and I am very good at it.PLEASE NOTE: I am not posting this because I am trying to steal anyone's motorcycle. I show up at your house in my own car (Range Rover all wood) and my wife of many years is with me and she takes pics too for our family album. I am a family man, 49 years old and I know motorcycles inside and out. I used to work on race cars. No monkey business here. You can talk with my wife while I get used to your bike.Holla up at me if you need to see how cool you ride is. WU TANG MUTHAFUCKERS! WU TANG!Larry * Location: NYC area * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 :lol: that dude can't be fucking serious.edit: and by that dude i mean the craigslist poster, not "that dude" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 here is one more funny oneIf shorty wanna see the ice then I ice the wrist! (NYC area)Reply to: sale-rgznm-1236639016@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]Peeps! Due to high demand please be sure to contact me now. I rode 24 bike in the last three weeks alone!Do you want to know how cool your bike looks or what it sounds like when it's revving out as you go zooming up the street? I will come to you house and ride your bike up and down the street in front of your house like so fast so you can see it and you can take pics if you want. I've got the whole little costume, helmet and sh!t and I even have a motorcycle license so it's all cool in case the cops come. I can pretend I am in a race with myself on your bike and then you will know how cool you look when you are whipping up your street past all the kids. I know how to ride almost any bike but I am not going to do this on anything where you have to shift the gears with your hand instead of your foot or a BMW cause those things f@!#ing suck. If you want me to light the tire and do a burnout on your bike I can! You can run inside and get some bleach and pour it on the rear tire when I am doing it and all your neighbors will think you have a top fuel dragster or some sh!t when they see all the smoke. I really don't want to ride anyone on the back when I do this for you so don't have any girls around. And your bike must be in good shape cause I don't wanna die out there. No mexican sh!t. I have been performing this service for years to ALL of my friends and I am very good at it.PLEASE NOTE: I am not posting this because I am trying to steal anyone's motorcycle. I show up at your house in my own car (Range Rover all wood) and my wife of many years is with me and she takes pics too for our family album. I am a family man, 49 years old and I know motorcycles inside and out. I used to work on race cars. No monkey business here. You can talk with my wife while I get used to your bike.Holla up at me if you need to see how cool you ride is. WU TANG MUTHAFUCKERS! WU TANG!Larry * Location: NYC area * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interestWow that's a great idea, much better than just having someone video tape you lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siggywiggy Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 no price? LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 range rover all wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Wu tang muthafuckers! Wu tang! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 i got the costume..... helmet and shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_c_F Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Tempted to respond to the first guy.hey u did medyu blast rite cuz i ned 2 hav my fream shot wif glas not snad or dirt jus glas so i cn get the rust of my fream plz respond by emalehuktonfonixwerkt4me@aol.com holla at me playa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 O my fooookin baby heyzus. that is just funny. All of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magifesq Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 huuked on p-hoonix wurk e d 4 em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 I am a family man, 49 years old and I know motorcycles inside and out. You can talk with my wife while I get used to your bike. WU TANG MUTHAFUCKERS! WU TANG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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