ross Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 i'm with everyone else on this one, she's a keeper. plus it will make a sweet story to tell your kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 lol wow ross, don't get ahead of yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I couldn't get rid of the smell of puke from my car. I traded it in...that worked+1It seems to be forgotten that not only was it vomit...... but a hellacious mixture of baby batter as well Keep the girl...... Ditch the car! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 The wife says use baking soda straight on the stains and let it sit overnight. Vaccuum out in the morning. Trust me, do it. She knows puke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_c_F Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Who hasn't been thrown up on, once or twice...? Well...i hope not like this. I have been seeing this girl, and talking to her a while. She's very cool, and into the same shit i am, meeting her through a mutual friend. Last night, was the 3rd time that we had went out. We went to Laser Quest in Canton. Had alot of fun, then drove back down to Lancaster to eat at bw3's. Driving her back to her car...she told me she had a really good time...and would like to show her "appreciation". And told me to pull in a parking lot. So...didn't take long for me to find out how. She started smoking the cheeba, needle flossing. You get it. It's going good, you know the occasional glance up..to look up at me. (Insert slurping noises) Me...giving her wtf are you stopping!? Faces...you know the norm. Then...finally, i tell her i'm about to give her a shower...and she says ok. I orgasm...as i'm doing this...she keeps her head down...and her mouth still on my friend. I see stuff dripping back down, and then hear her start to choke. Then blaaaaach!!! :puke:Baby juice...and vomit is everywhere. All over my rocket ship...my pants, my seats, my dash. Wtf!? My intial reaction...was like whoa! Not really into that kinda shit. But...ultimately what a way to ruin a good bj! Seriously? Come on. I felt bad for her...too...so don't totally think i'm selfless. She mentioned she wasn't feeling well...after b dubs...and thought she could take it. Guess not! So...after i made sure she was ok...i made her help me clean that god awful alien looking shit up. Still can't get the damn smell out. What do i use on vomit, to get the smell out? And...i like her...but getting puked on is not fun. What do you think, should i see her again. Would any of you...? lol. The sad thing is...she didn't have a drop to drink. Good times. Smells like victory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_c_F Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 And carrots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kreator Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Is this serious?!?!?! I keep cracking up thinking about the possibility of you google'ing Blumpkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomcat0403 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 i think she found what i found, and it's more of a blumpkin pie....it's really disgusting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 now, who's gonna google : 1 guy, 1 cup ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 now, who's gonna google : 1 guy, 1 cup ? no don't, its some fucked up shit!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 2 guys; 1 horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I think you should chug some ipecac, then eat her out.Return the favor.:lol::lol:Hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curby Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 dude, did photobucket delete my smilie? Nope.. still there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey1 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 My story is basically just the opposite.. I took her out, had some drinks.. got wasted and I had to pull off the road on the way home for her to puke. She pukes for a lil bit and then I continue on my way... and THEN about 15 minutes later she decides she wants to "show her appreciation"... of course I went along with it, guess she just wanted to get the taste of vomit out of her mouth and was desperate lolI almost stopped at that point their. I was certain this was going to end with "I decided to lean over and show him my appreciation and then I threw up in his lap too."Thank goodness it didnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monroedjt Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Use oxy clean to get that out. Any chick that will take it all without anythng to drink and helps you clean up the mess, is ok in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 blumpkins = eeeewwww... unfortunately i have a friend that calls her bf her little blumkin, as a joke.... KEEP HER! vomiting sucks, getting dumped bc you vomited would probably suck worse... plus you never know, maybe she just didn't want to tell you how bad you tasted... jk wouldn't you feel silly if you dumped her for vomiting on you when it was actually your fault? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 maybe she just didn't want to tell you how bad you tasted... jk wouldn't you feel silly if you dumped her for vomiting on you when it was actually your fault?Right... I mean do we know just how schweddy his bawls were at the time, was the window cracked? Did he accidentally let go of a mid-coitus poot? Were his underpants clean..? I'm going to defend this girl. And bless her heart, she still didn't stop, even though she yakked. And if he *ahem* "finished up," then she must have been doing something right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I bet he won't be able to finish ever again without someone throwing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: This story just made my day. This is freaking hilarious!! You must keep her around! You would be half retarded not too... oh and dont forget to ask her about a blumpkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBlue Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 dude, did photobucket delete my smilie? Nope.. still therejob well done, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socaln8tv Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Now you must explain...i'll second that -- because im very curious in that sick way that tells oneself -- ya shouldnt have asked. now... i'd ask my brother that was in the navy, but we were raised catholic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted July 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Right... I mean do we know just how schweddy his bawls were at the time, was the window cracked? Did he accidentally let go of a mid-coitus poot? Were his underpants clean..? I'm going to defend this girl. And bless her heart, she still didn't stop, even though she yakked. And if he *ahem* "finished up," then she must have been doing something right...LOL. Seriously..? I shower everyday. And no...i did nothing of the sort. Take her side. Fine! Her trying to swallow....was a bad decision. When not feeling well. I feel bad for her...but come on. That wasn't smart. I'm appreciative, but let's be real here. Would you eat an entire cake...if you didn't feel good? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I don't think she wanted the cake... just the frosting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 LOL. Seriously..? I shower everyday. And no...i did nothing of the sort. Take her side. Fine! Her trying to swallow....was a bad decision. When not feeling well. I feel bad for her...but come on. That wasn't smart. I'm appreciative, but let's be real here. Would you eat an entire cake...if you didn't feel good? No.Her trying to swallow was just good manners. Thank her momma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I needed this so bad after getting fucked over again at work. OMG Im cant stop laughing. What a way to end a fucking awful day.I had that happen from my Ex too. Excpt it was in the back of her truck after her 21st and I had a mid term the next day... Campus police took me home but didn't ask questions lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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