speedytriple Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 F this thread no less then half hour after I reread this and lol my 4 year old pukes all over the place karma sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 That blows (chunks).One time I took my son (about 2.5yo) to my old company where I used to be IT manager. I was laid off but they sometimes called me back in for little things. I was good buddies with the founder of the company so I did these little fixes here and there for free. An hour one month, a couple hours next month kind of thing.This time I was diagnosing a bank of phones that went bad. I was standing in the wiring room telling them they needed a new DLI card. I had my son on my hip... Then he puked. Projectile. I mean massively projectile, like the Iranians could only dream of emulating that kind of weapons delivery range. He was possessed. I mean like the bitch from Exorcist would take one look at this and say; "I 'm f*cking outta here, that kid's crazy." All over the patch panel. The wires, switches, F5s, both t1 routers, cisco gear, rackmount UPS... the lot - all soaked in puke. I tried to clean it up but he was still being sick so I have to take him to the bathroom to finish puking. When I got back they had closed the door to the wiring room and they told me that they "have it covered from here, thanks for the help". Never asked me back. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedytriple Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 I am on kid number 4 I had a bucket handy since he was not feeling well. But he filled half the pail up. chocolate milk and corn for the most part smelled mmmm good. I almost lost my dinner just from the smell of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 :lol:That's nasty...made me gag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 That blows (chunks).One time I took my son (about 2.5yo) to my old company where I used to be IT manager. I was laid off but they sometimes called me back in for little things. I was good buddies with the founder of the company so I did these little fixes here and there for free. An hour one month, a couple hours next month kind of thing.This time I was diagnosing a bank of phones that went bad. I was standing in the wiring room telling them they needed a new DLI card. I had my son on my hip... Then he puked. Projectile. I mean massively projectile, like the Iranians could only dream of emulating that kind of weapons delivery range. He was possessed. I mean like the bitch from Exorcist would take one look at this and say; "I 'm f*cking outta here, that kid's crazy." All over the patch panel. The wires, switches, F5s, both t1 routers, cisco gear, rackmount UPS... the lot - all soaked in puke. I tried to clean it up but he was still being sick so I have to take him to the bathroom to finish puking. When I got back they had closed the door to the wiring room and they told me that they "have it covered from here, thanks for the help". Never asked me back. Ever.Wow. Wtf were you doing working for free for a company that laid you off? You should thank your son every day for getting you out of that situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Wow. Wtf were you doing working for free for a company that laid you off? You should thank your son every day for getting you out of that situation.CEO/founder was a buddy out of work not just in work. Good contacts, good networking. Have gotten a couple jobs from the contacts made there, and a network of references for other jobs. Many times I've heard; "We interviewed a few people we liked, but John Smith is our director and he spoke very highly of you..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) You can get prune flavor baby food. Who feeds prune flavored baby food to a baby? Were they out of liquified peas? Edited February 23, 2012 by max power Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Who feeds prune flavored baby food to a baby? Me, and only me. Nobody else does. Manufacturers of prune flavor baby food exist only to serve my needs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedytriple Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Not true scruit my 88 year old grandmother eats it when she needs to clean out the "plumbing" as she calls it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedytriple Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Still having fun he's been puking for like 3 hours on an off. guess who gets to clean it up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Not true scruit my 88 year old grandmother eats it when she needs to clean out the "plumbing" as she calls it.Prune *baby* food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Still having fun he's been puking for like 3 hours on an off. guess who gets to clean it up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedytriple Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Yep baby food she says it works better then ex lax? And yeah I have a puke bucket right next to his head if he makes a noise I run over and stick it under his mouth fun night ahead of me for sure!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewsBrews Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Puke stories?? hmmWhen I was a kid we had a dog that got carsick. I was in the back seat with him... Did you know dogs are capable of projectile vomit too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSparky Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 I only read the first page and lsat two. no epic pukes here, but I wanted to add my bad smell remedy. Vinegar. Get a small oil pan, lots of vinegar, fill it up, drop a towel in to soak it up, and set it in the car somehow. It's magic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron505 Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Nothing better than a good ol' vomit story! Thanks for the entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Nothing better than a good ol' vomit story! Thanks for the entertainment.Yup. If you have a good puke story then throw it up here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motochic28 Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Yup. If you have a good puke story then throw it up here.blaahahaha..to this entire thread!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socaln8tv Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 my question is shawn, was she a keeper? the original hacker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 When I was a kid we had a dog that got carsick. I was in the back seat with him... Did you know dogs are capable of projectile vomit too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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