Alstare03 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Your best 1 liner for "When life gives you lemons...."I say "When life gives you lemons, you find someone life has given Vodka to and start a party!" Now you go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Race them!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hob13 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 find tiny robots to fuck them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerik Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 At least you won't have scurvy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruelHouse Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Chuck them at the people! Helluva stress reliever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 politely thank life, then regift them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 ...you can be saved by the buoyency of citrus! (with apologies to the late Mitch Hedberg) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Look at the lime, look at how it floats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 politely thank life, then regift themthat's good....I like it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twisted12 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 rub the juice in lifes eyes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socaln8tv Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Your best 1 liner for "When life gives you lemons...."I say "When life gives you lemons, you find someone life has given Vodka to and start a party!" Now you go!dip a martini glass in sugar and make me a lemon drop martini Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruelHouse Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Pour the juice in one glass, fresh urine in the other.....See if anyone can tell them apart:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruelHouse Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Make "Lemon-Drink"! Wait... There's no real juice in "drink"..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 ...you can be saved by the buoyency of citrus! (with apologies to the late Mitch Hedberg)OMG Mitch Hedberg died...? no way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Suck on them till you face does this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 OMG Mitch Hedberg died...? no way! to 2005. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 When life gives you lemons, fuck you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Squeeze them in someones eye and run like hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 ... you have a lemon party!!***WARNING: Do not click at work****NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!http://www.lemonparty.orgNSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Look at the lime, look at how it floats!Want some more of this home made Sprite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 to 2005.OMG Mitch Hedberg died...? no way!Yeah, Mitch died of a heroine OD. (Well, a heart attack due to more heroine in one's system than it was designed to carry.) He was funny as hell. Not the greatest jokes, but once of the best delieveries in all of comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBRzach Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 fuck the lemons, and bail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balaormiga Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 fuck the lemons, and bail.Hmmmm... I'd put my arms around Him ( her) and say "Life" you can keep the lemons.. I just want to discuss a few things...If he ( she) refuses .. then trade them for Limes add salt and beer and you have a michilata Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 When life gives you lemons,sell them to pirates. Arrrrr lemons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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