When Life gives you lemons......

[Alstare03]

Your best 1 liner for "When life gives you lemons...."

I say "When life gives you lemons, you find someone life has given Vodka to and start a party!"

Now you go!

[V4junkie]

Race them!!!!

[Hob13]

find tiny robots to fuck them.

[Aerik]

At least you won't have scurvy.

[KruelHouse]

Chuck them at the people! Helluva stress reliever

[Disclaimer]

politely thank life, then regift them

[RVTPilot]

...you can be saved by the buoyency of citrus! (with apologies to the late Mitch Hedberg)

[V4junkie]

Look at the lime, look at how it floats!

[Kosmo]

politely thank life, then regift them

that's good....I like it....

[twisted12]

When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut

[kawi kid]

rub the juice in lifes eyes!

[socaln8tv]

Your best 1 liner for "When life gives you lemons...."

I say "When life gives you lemons, you find someone life has given Vodka to and start a party!"

Now you go!

dip a martini glass in sugar and make me a lemon drop martini

[KruelHouse]

Pour the juice in one glass, fresh urine in the other.....

See if anyone can tell them apart:D

[KruelHouse]

Make "Lemon-Drink"! Wait... There's no real juice in "drink".....

[ChickOn2]

...you can be saved by the buoyency of citrus! (with apologies to the late Mitch Hedberg)

OMG Mitch Hedberg died...? no way!

[buildit]

Suck on them till you face does this.

[Disclaimer]

OMG Mitch Hedberg died...? no way!

to 2005.

[Goldie]

When life gives you lemons, fuck you

[Dweezel]

Squeeze them in someones eye and run like hell!

[Disclaimer]

... you have a lemon party!!

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[RVTPilot]

Look at the lime, look at how it floats!

Want some more of this home made Sprite?

[RVTPilot]

to 2005.

OMG Mitch Hedberg died...? no way!

Yeah, Mitch died of a heroine OD. (Well, a heart attack due to more heroine in one's system than it was designed to carry.) He was funny as hell. Not the greatest jokes, but once of the best delieveries in all of comedy.

[CBRzach]

fuck the lemons, and bail.

[balaormiga]

fuck the lemons, and bail.

Hmmmm... I'd put my arms around Him ( her) and say "Life" you can keep the lemons.. I just want to discuss a few things...

If he ( she) refuses .. then trade them for Limes add salt and beer and you have a michilata

[buildit]

When life gives you lemons,

sell them to pirates. Arrrrr lemons.