OsuMj Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 I was sitting at a stop sign on campus, patiently waiting for the people to get out of the cross walk, when I heard "OH F*(K!". Just as I look around, this guy on a bicycle runs into the back end of my motorcycle!! I looked back just in time to see him recover and take off.What is so hard about avoiding a large red object??? He didn't even stop to make sure my bike wasn't messed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 I was sitting at a stop sign on campus, patiently waiting for the people to get out of the cross walk, when I heard "OH F*(K!". Just as I look around, this guy on a bicycle runs into the back end of my motorcycle!! I looked back just in time to see him recover and take off.What is so hard about avoiding a large red object??? He didn't even stop to make sure my bike wasn't messed up. Technically that's a hit skip if he did any damage... did you get his plate? lol shoulda kicked him over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost1888 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 He was hitting on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 I think you should have paid him back the favor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 lol. Damn Mj. Did you get pissed and do a wheelie after? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 (edited) Totally an opportunity to chase him on the Ceeber and make a citizen's arrest. Or at least see how a guy on a bike holds his own against a 35mph clothesline to the back of his head.I think you handled it more laid back than I would've - he's lucky he didn't run into an angry 6'4" 280lbs guy on a Harley.For some reason though, I think you'll run into that guy again. Well, not you, again, but he'll be around and.... nevermind. If you have any visual memory at all, you'll be able to recognize the kid and his bike. Better hope he's never around when you're in your cage. Edited October 6, 2009 by JRMMiii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 its to bad you were on a honda...... you might have been able to catch him other wise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted October 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 I went back and forth on whether I should follow him and give the ole 'wtf'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Maybe he's realted to your landlord? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 I went back and forth on whether I should follow him and give the ole 'wtf'...You totally should've. There's gotta be very few other things in life that are more emasculating than being publicly dressed down by a chick on a sportbike for not being able to control a bicycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBRzach Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 I lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socaln8tv Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 hey, im just curious. was there any damage/scratches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 You totally should've. There's gotta be very few other things in life that are more emasculating than being publicly dressed down by a chick on a sportbike for not being able to control a bicycle.:lol:In all seriousness. maybe he couldn't tell Mj was a chick? Mj, no offense...but with a helmet...and a jacket on maybe he couldn't tell the difference? lol. But that would be hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted October 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 There were a couple little scuffs on my tail piece. They might have been there before and I didn't notice them (???) but idk. I didn't check it all out yet... I think me mostly caught my back tire... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGTL GRL Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 rotflmao.. sorry.. I'm glad everyone involved is okay.. but wow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DangBruhY Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 I think you did the right thing. If it were ME though... Someone's ass would have gotten whooped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 He was hitting on you +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reimbrandt Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Glad he didnt take you off the bike or something....... but that is priceless. LMAO If someone got video of that they could win 10 grand........... thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerik Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 What is so hard about avoiding a large red object??? I once had an accident in Jersey City. I was sitting in line for the tollbooths, heading out of NYC (near the Holland Tunnel). This douchebag in a BMW in the lane to the right of me is trying to force his way over in front of me. There wasn't any room, and he was being fairly rude, so I just kept rolling along at about 5 mph. Busy on his cellphone (according to my wife, who was in the passenger seat-- I couldn't see him over my hood), he kept drifting over, trying to bully me into stopping so he could cut me off. It might have worked better if, as I mentioned, I were actually able to see him.Anyway, after about 100 feet of this slow-motion jockeying, I hear an awful CRUNCH, SCRAAAAAAAAAAPE, CLANK!The asshole had wandered into the side of my truck, and dragged then entire driver's side of his Beemer down the right side of my truck. He ripped the steps off my fuel tank, and managed to even drag my front wheel's lugnuts all down the side of his now thoroughly-fuckered Beemer (making a pretty nifty 10-point spiral pattern).He jumps out, and runs around to my side of the truck.Stops dead when I get out, and he realizes I'm about 15 years younger, taller, and a whole lot angrier.Eventually the cops come (Jersey State police), take one look, call the guy an asshole, and cite him. I politely hand him back some trim and mirror pieces that had ended up under my truck, and go on my merry way. The police report naturally exonerated me (the guy made an 'improper lane change'), so I had no issues with my company over the matter.TL: DR-- Douchebag in a Beemer rams the driver's side of his car into the passenger side of my truck, in 5 mph traffic.THE POINT: My truck was nearly identical to this:65 feet long, 13'6'' tall, and fire-engine red. With a big shiny fuel tank right at eye level, on his side.People are fucking retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Funny story. If it was me, I would've made him wait and if there was damage I would probably make him pay for it and if he refused call the campus po-po on him. Bicycles now have road laws to follow these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 None of it matters because trucks have no place on public highways :-Dannnnnnnd GO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Kudos and much respect to OSUMJ for riding your motorcycle today in 40 degrees. A big ole "YOU GO GIRL" plus 3 snaps in 'Z' formation to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 I once had an accident in Jersey City. I was sitting in line for the tollbooths, heading out of NYC (near the Holland Tunnel). This douchebag in a BMW in the lane to the right of me is trying to force his way over in front of me. There wasn't any room, and he was being fairly rude, so I just kept rolling along at about 5 mph. Busy on his cellphone (according to my wife, who was in the passenger seat-- I couldn't see him over my hood), he kept drifting over, trying to bully me into stopping so he could cut me off. It might have worked better if, as I mentioned, I were actually able to see him.Anyway, after about 100 feet of this slow-motion jockeying, I hear an awful CRUNCH, SCRAAAAAAAAAAPE, CLANK!The asshole had wandered into the side of my truck, and dragged then entire driver's side of his Beemer down the right side of my truck. He ripped the steps off my fuel tank, and managed to even drag my front wheel's lugnuts all down the side of his now thoroughly-fuckered Beemer (making a pretty nifty 10-point spiral pattern).He jumps out, and runs around to my side of the truck.Stops dead when I get out, and he realizes I'm about 15 years younger, taller, and a whole lot angrier.Eventually the cops come (Jersey State police), take one look, call the guy an asshole, and cite him. I politely hand him back some trim and mirror pieces that had ended up under my truck, and go on my merry way. The police report naturally exonerated me (the guy made an 'improper lane change'), so I had no issues with my company over the matter.TL: DR-- Douchebag in a Beemer rams the driver's side of his car into the passenger side of my truck, in 5 mph traffic.THE POINT: My truck was nearly identical to this:65 feet long, 13'6'' tall, and fire-engine red. With a big shiny fuel tank right at eye level, on his side.People are fucking retarded.It's the same way in Chicago too, with Tollbooths. People try to run you off the road to get through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerik Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Kudos and much respect to OSUMJ for riding your motorcycle today in 40 degrees. A big ole "YOU GO GIRL" plus 3 snaps in 'Z' formation to you.Really? I've ridden at least 40 miles on 7 of the last 8 days. I'd wait till it's below 20 to start giving kudos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmagicglock Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 I always feel like toll booths are like "pit row" in Nascar... You gotta get some fresh tires, gas and go go go go!!!! Sorry to here about your motorcycle MJ, I'm sure his pride is hurt worse than your bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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