Do you ever have this thought?

[Gump]

O crap, i have no idea what she just said? How am i going to respond?

darn internets getting me in trouble.

[4DAIVI PAI2K5]

nope i come up with something swell

[max power]

Just say "shut up woman and go make me a sammitch".

Or, "Less talky, more cleany".

[Likwid]

lol, yes. yes I have

[jbctown]

Oh shit your supposed to think that's where I always f*#k up.

[NightRider]

Quit talking. More sucking.

[kawi kid]

Just say "shut up woman and go make me a sammitch".

Or, "Less talky, more cleany".

i believe your wife would kick your ass. i have met her keep that in mind

[4DAIVI PAI2K5]

Just say "shut up woman and go make me a sammitch".

no its...

shut up woman, get on my horse

[max power]

i believe your wife would kick your ass. i have met her keep that in mind

True, but we're talking about Gump here. He's got a young chippie.

[Disclaimer]

Gump, you're already destined to fail if your first thought is "Oh crap, how do I respond?" What a defeatist, emasculate response.

You should be thinking, "It doesn't matter what she said, I'm a man and what I'm doing right now is the most important thing in my life. If that dizzy c*nt deserves any of my attention, she'd walk over to me, naked with a beer in hand, and politely address me with whatever issue her feeble mind is pondering and I will determine whether it's worthy of my preponderance."

J/k ladies, you know I <3 u.

[Gump]

lol...it's the determining that's difficult.. i didn't hear it. Maybe i did want to hear but i can't ask to hear a different part of it again, again a minute later since the last time. it gets tricky. but ya i like the naked beer philosphy

[4DAIVI PAI2K5]

Gump, you're already destined to fail if your first thought is "Oh crap, how do I respond?" What a defeatist, emasculate response.

You should be thinking, "It doesn't matter what she said, I'm a man and what I'm doing right now is the most important thing in my life. If that dizzy c*nt deserves any of my attention, she'd walk over to me, naked with a beer in hand, and politely address me with whatever issue her feeble mind is pondering and I will determine whether it's worthy of my preponderance."

J/k ladies, you know I <3 u.

that was.............. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

[hue jass]

Immediately ask her another question while acting like you're in deep thought.

[Strictly Street]

Just say "shut up woman and go make me a sammitch".

Or, "Less talky, more cleany".

What could possibly go wrong?

[Strictly Street]

Pauly response:

"I'm not sure what you just said' date=' but I'm am certain it should have sounded something like "Do you want another beer?", Bitch."[/quote']

:lol:

[mhallam85]

Quote:

Originally Posted by JRMMiii

Gump, you're already destined to fail if your first thought is "Oh crap, how do I respond?" What a defeatist, emasculate response.

You should be thinking, "It doesn't matter what she said, I'm a man and what I'm doing right now is the most important thing in my life. If that dizzy c*nt deserves any of my attention, she'd walk over to me, naked with a beer in hand, and politely address me with whatever issue her feeble mind is pondering and I will determine whether it's worthy of my preponderance."

J/k ladies, you know I <3 u.

:lol:

that was.............. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

I second this...hahaha

[Gump]

Immediately ask her another question while acting like you're in deep thought.

I'll stick to this one i think over the rest..although she knows i'm in deep thought i'd swear it..

oddly enough there was a commercial on tv for this exact situation. the dudes on a treadmill or something watching tv and the last ditch effort to recover is called the Hail marry.