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Wtf is wrong with women? They get so worked up about the smallest stupid things. Mine is currently pissed at me because I A: suggested our big stupid dog either be gated out of the living room or put outside in a dog house because he joyfully destroys our furniture while we are at work.

And B: misinterpreted her when her reply was 'fine'.

Fuck me running, I love the woman but she gets mad and stays mad over the smallest shit and I'm fucking tired of it.

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Wtf is wrong with women? They get so worked up about the smallest stupid things. Mine is currently pissed at me because I A: suggested our big stupid dog either be gated out of the living room or put outside in a dog house because he joyfully destroys our furniture while we are at work.

And B: misinterpreted her when her reply was 'fine'.

Fuck me running, I love the woman but she gets mad and stays mad over the smallest shit and I'm fucking tired of it.

Kick woman to curb.

Find some random bitch to bang that you can send home every night after you are done with her.

Problem solved.

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If you don't know that it's back, you don't deserve to eat one...

Not fair, I don't have cable. And I haven't really been leaving the house a lot lately. I deserve one!!

Thanks for the heads up. I know their nasty, but i still have to get one.

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Wtf is wrong with women? They get so worked up about the smallest stupid things. Mine is currently pissed at me because I A: suggested our big stupid dog either be gated out of the living room or put outside in a dog house because he joyfully destroys our furniture while we are at work.

And B: misinterpreted her when her reply was 'fine'.

Fuck me running, I love the woman but she gets mad and stays mad over the smallest shit and I'm fucking tired of it.

Start every conversation with "When ____ do(es) _____, it makes me feel _____" Then, if she gets mad, you can accuse her of not considering your feelings.

When the dog eats the furniture, it makes me feel frustrated. How can we fix this? ..... let her decide how to fix it, hope for something logical. ;)

or, do what DTM said.

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Start every conversation with "When ____ do(es) _____, it makes me feel _____" Then, if she gets mad, you can accuse her of not considering your feelings.

When the dog eats the furniture, it makes me feel frustrated. How can we fix this? ..... let her decide how to fix it, hope for something logical. ;)

or, do what DTM said.

I would take MJ's advice before mine. You have a better chance of keeping the woman around listening to her.

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Not fair, I don't have cable. And I haven't really been leaving the house a lot lately. I deserve one!!

Thanks for the heads up. I know their nasty, but i still have to get one.

Women shouldn't leave the house, you don't need cable to make dinner, and you really don't need internet either...but I'll make an exception if it's just for surfing porn and Ohio Riders.

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Wtf is wrong with women? They get so worked up about the smallest stupid things. Mine is currently pissed at me because I A: suggested our big stupid dog either be gated out of the living room or put outside in a dog house because he joyfully destroys our furniture while we are at work.

And B: misinterpreted her when her reply was 'fine'.

Fuck me running, I love the woman but she gets mad and stays mad over the smallest shit and I'm fucking tired of it.

Remove all furniture from the house.

Everything.

Do it one day while she's gone.

When she comes back, be sitting on the living floor with the dog, and tell her the furniture is only coming back if the dog goes.

Show her you mean business.

Don't be a vagina.

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Guessin joint bank account was your first mistake. If or If not make her buy the replacements, then, don't give a damn. If she's a little mental though maybe it's your furniture and she wants joint furniture or her furniture. They do that.

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I see what you did there...not taking your advice. Like any other intelligent person I'll reserve war for the time when diplomacy completely fails. The dog fucking up the furniture I could give a shit about, in 5 years he'll be dead and we can get a smaller, less destructive mutt. My issue is with how pissed women get about stupid shit that doesn't matter.

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The furniture used to be nice. I didn't start a fight. She texted me today to tell me that the dog had put a rip in the last piece of unmolested furniture we had. I suggested we either gate off the living room or get a dog house. She said fine. That's about the time she got mad and accused me of taking my bad day out on her etc...

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Actually yes. Hoping hormones normalize soon and I get Dr jeckle back.

Dude, you need to mark those kind of dates on your calender. Every month. Then assume that whatever words come out of your mouth will start an argument.

Buying extra chocolate/wine/munchies during that week doesn't hurt.

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