SAMBUSA Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 I was thinking about going but I need a front stand for my bike to pull the wheel off and go have my new front tire put on. I just did my rear a couple weeks ago but they want 80 to change with it on the bike or only 35 off the bike. I have Sat free as far as I know but I have to somehow to convice my gf to come with me or let me go. She thinks people that I haven't met from online are all killers. If I was to go I could probably meet up with Fonzie somewhere in Findlay before heading out.Just FYI, it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Sam is right, but if you insist on the convincing, try the following tactics, in order, with your woman.1) State your case and a good reason for what you're doing along with making future promises to her that you have no intention of keeping (like "quality time next weekend" in exchange for hanging with the fellas this weekend). Chick love "planning" so future promises go a long way in the present time.If that doesn't work try...2) Man up and TELL her what you're gonna do, dammit, you're a man! And, she should go make you a yummy sammich to atone for the mere thought of sassing you or questioning your household dominion.If that doesn't work try...3) Withholding sex (assuming you lay the pipe right, it'll hurt her more than you)If that doesn't work try...4) Smothering her with your ballsack until she's unconscious. When she wakes up, you're at least 200 miles away, WTF is she gonna do?It rarely gets to 4, unless the sammich isn't yummy enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrocket04 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 I was thinking about going but I need a front stand for my bike to pull the wheel off and go have my new front tire put on. I just did my rear a couple weeks ago but they want 80 to change with it on the bike or only 35 off the bike. I have Sat free as far as I know but I have to somehow to convice my gf to come with me or let me go. She thinks people that I haven't met from online are all killers. If I was to go I could probably meet up with Fonzie somewhere in Findlay before heading out.How do we know YOU'RE not the killer, Mr. 7 posts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 How do we know YOU'RE not the killer, Mr. 7 posts? Wont matter cuz everyone else on the ride is packin so he'll be out gunned and out numbered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Wont matter cuz everyone else on the ride is packin so he'll be out gunned and out numbered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrocket04 Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 I feel safe with you, Todd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 I feel safe with you, Todd. I'm not gonna lie, that sounds kinda ghey, but thanks I think.Something about a man with a gun in each hand and no conscience or moral compass has that effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrocket04 Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 EVERYONE here makes ghey jokes, and I get called out for it. Am I doing it wrong? lolI just watched Wild Hogs earlier, too. It might have stemmed from that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 EVERYONE here makes ghey jokes, and I get called out for it. Am I doing it wrong? lol You're doing it wrong, and we dont know you well enough yet to be sure you're joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrocket04 Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 You're doing it wrong, and we dont know you well enough yet to be sure you're joking.I'll have to learn better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 I'll have to learn better. You're off to a good start, GLWS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Sam is right, but if you insist on the convincing, try the following tactics, in order, with your woman.1) State your case and a good reason for what you're doing along with making future promises to her that you have no intention of keeping (like "quality time next weekend" in exchange for hanging with the fellas this weekend). Chick love "planning" so future promises go a long way in the present time.If that doesn't work try...2) Man up and TELL her what you're gonna do, dammit, you're a man! And, she should go make you a yummy sammich to atone for the mere thought of sassing you or questioning your household dominion.If that doesn't work try...3) Withholding sex (assuming you lay the pipe right, it'll hurt her more than you)If that doesn't work try...4) Smothering her with your ballsack until she's unconscious. When she wakes up, you're at least 200 miles away, WTF is she gonna do?It rarely gets to 4, unless the sammich isn't yummy enough.Straight to number 2, really. If it has to get to number 4, you need to turn in your man card. Actually, if it get's to number 3, said man card needs to be suspended.EVERYONE here makes ghey jokes, and I get called out of the closet for it. Am I doing it wrong? lolI just watched Wild Hogs earlier, too. It might have stemmed from that. I think we have the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 You're doing it wrong, and we dont know you well enough yet to be sure you're joking.How do you know if he's joking? If he says he knows how the throttle cable works, or that his rr has been revved over 6k. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyler524 Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 (edited) LolI went straight to number two after asked if we had plans. I then went out and changed my front tire and got my bike ready so that it will be good to go on Saturday. I'm the one who owns the house and pays the bills but I do like to keep the peace so I do keep my number 2s to a limit.She told me fine but then told me I was going to get butt raped by some creeper Edited June 9, 2010 by tyler524 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 LolI went straight to number two after asked if we had plans. I then went out and changed my front tire and got my bike ready so that it will be good to go on Saturday. I'm the one who owns the house and pays the bills but I do like to keep the peace so I do keep my number 2s to a limit.Picking your battles is part of the strategy to maintaining a relationship. I have learned this, but not perfected it.She told me fine but then told me I was going to get butt raped by some creeperThat would be Sam. Just ask Likwid, although I think he likes it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Wont matter cuz everyone else on the ride is packin so he'll be out gunned and out numbered. So true it's humorous..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Picking your battles is part of the strategy to maintaining a relationship. I have learned this, but not perfected it.That would be Sam. Just ask Likwid, although I think he likes it.True story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 She told me fine but then told me I was going to get butt raped by some creeperPics of g/f and address?? Maybe I'll make a trip to N. Baltimore to make sure you both sharing in the ass raping experience this weekend.I wouldn't want her to feel left out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted June 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Wont matter cuz everyone else on the ride is packin so he'll be out gunned and out numbered. Plus.... Anything goes in WVAnnnd.... What happens in WV.... Staaaays in WV She told me fine but then told me I was going to get butt raped by some creeper Ummm.... Is there a problem with that??Pics of g/f and address?? Maybe I'll make a trip to N. Baltimore to make sure you both sharing in the ass raping experience this weekend.I wouldn't want her to feel left outDon't fall for Justin's trick. His girl roommate with/without benefits won't let him go this weekend, so he's just scoutin' out where he needs to get to while you're goneAll this talk about sammich makin' is just his lame attempt at a "beard" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 60% rain at fayetteville saturday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Meh, give it a couple hours and it'll change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyler524 Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Is everyone still planning on going if there is rain? I thought about getting the leather pants out if so, they are a size big but should keep me dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted June 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 (edited) 60% rain at fayetteville saturday...Was showin' 20% down there last night.... Looks like it's jumped to 40% nowhttp://weather.msn.com/local.aspx?wealocations=wc:USWV0246&q=Fayetteville%2c+WVFindlay & cBus were at 40%, now showing 60% chance of tStormshttp://weather.msn.com/local.aspx?wealocations=wc:USOH0212&q=Columbus%2c+OH Edited June 10, 2010 by Fonzie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 I've been using weather channel, generally pretty accurate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Like any longer ride, always bring your rain gear. Start worrying about the forecast tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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