aracnid007 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Mike: At age 81 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.Nice to see I'll make it to 81:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony07R6 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Tony: At age 49 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarvismb Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 jarvis: At age 78 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.at least it's not anal.good luck with that, MJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Speazy Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Zach: At age 33 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhaoticRebel Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Lauren Sanders: At age 57 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.LOL, at some point I apparently downsize to a trailer from the house I'm in the process of buying. I'd rather live in an apartment for the rest of my life than a trailer. That sucks. Just call me white trash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 nathan: At age 35 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siggywiggy Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Ryan: At age 43 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siggywiggy Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Michele: At age 52 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 max power: At age 53 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!) What can I say, I like the iced drinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost1888 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Michael: At age 64 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.I guess my web identity will die first,lost1888: At age 61 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLN1223 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Michael Jackson: At age 75 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts. it was close and feasable...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Michael Jackson: At age 75 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts. it was close and feasable......Whoa, for serious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbluebird Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 At age 60 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 At age 60 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours! But how would she feel about you being exposed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmagicglock Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 At age 72 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.Looks like I'm adding the movie "wrong turn" to my netflix que. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 and ruin the surprise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducati guy Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Josh: At age 47 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you. Wow, i cant wait for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 im gonna die while having sex with 100 virgins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balaormiga Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Everett: At age 91 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robhawk Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Robert: At age 52 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 At age 55 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.Janea Jackson: At age 87 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park. Damn crazy ass killer Manhattan birds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4isvt Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 age 32 by a pack of escaped lap dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Don: At age 69 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.Terrorism? In Canada?! C'mon now. Nobody even wants to attack Cananada. It's just America's hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd#43 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 At age 58 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 brian: At age 67 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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