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How Are You Going To Die?


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jarvis: At age 78 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

at least it's not anal.

good luck with that, MJ.

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Lauren Sanders: At age 57 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

LOL, at some point I apparently downsize to a trailer from the house I'm in the process of buying. I'd rather live in an apartment for the rest of my life than a trailer. That sucks. Just call me white trash.

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nathan: At age 35 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

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Michael: At age 64 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

I guess my web identity will die first,

lost1888: At age 61 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

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