I got audited today!!

[Jcroz91]

so as most of you know when i bought the GSXR the guy i bought it off of just put $0 on the title when I transfered the title. Now I got a letter from the department of taxation asking me to fill out a survey. I assuming im should just put I paid maybe $2000 for the bike and tell them it wasnt running when I bought it or should i just stick to the whole its a gift story on this survey?

[twisted12]

I think as long as you and the seller are on the same page you shouldnt have any problems

[Jcroz91]

as in saying it was a gift?

[natedogg624]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL COPTER

you are wise beyond my years. of course a "free" bike is going to throw a red flag kid. you're going to jail for 24 years for tax evasion and fraud.

[John]

keep lying. because that only makes things better, and you never have to make up more lies to cover up your original ones

[Jcroz91]

thanks for the left. can i get a serious answer?

[jblosser]

Did you receive a "survey", or a "what the hell are you trying to pull" letter?

Makes a difference.

Survey: "Rate your experience with the BMV on a scale of 1 - 10"..

WTF are you trying to pull letter: "WTF are you trying to pull? You expect us to believe someone gave you a motorcycle for free???"

I would consult an attorney (maybe Redkow, attorney in training, can chime in).

My guess is that you will need to report the actual selling price, pay the tax, pay the fine. If you 'fess up, adult-up, and pay you can probably avoid being charged with misdemeanor/felony tax evasion. Probably.

[RFM]

Say you blow a wicked cock. That's not taxable, right?

[cmh_sprint]

Say you blow a wicked cock. That's not taxable, right?

but it will be when he gets released from Federal "fuck me in the ass" prison.

[jblosser]

thanks for the left. can i get a serious answer?

Did you mean "laugh"? I can see how "e f t" could be confused for "a u g h" when typing...

[Cypress]

$0 is a bit obvious don't you think? Wouldn't it have been better to say the bike was $1000 and pay a smaller amount of taxes instead?

[Cypress]

Maybe he's saying it like politics; left wing.

[jblosser]

Maybe he's saying it like politics; left wing.

Gotcha.

he confused " . " with " <space> w i n g . "

[Benyen Soljax]

[kawi kid]

karma is a mother fucker.

[C-bus]

You should have posted the title as "How can I best evade taxes and get away with it". It will make it easier for the "man" to track down the thread, shut down the forum, and cause the admins to retain counsel. Who puts "$0" as a selling price?

[JonS]

I've done it multiple times but its been legit each time. $0 selling between family members or trading one vehicle for another with someone.

IMO, should not be a big deal.

[John]

ive done it before too, but it was always honest. a legitimate gift.

i wouldnt do it if i paid. thats just dumb. at least put like 100 dollars or something. the shit you get if they find out is not worth paying 6 bucks in tax.

[HomeSlice]

Post it on a forum- that way everyone can see!

[SAMBUSA]

You fail....................AGAIN!!

[Steve Butters]

dude...a survery isnt an "audit"

if they audited you, they would have done it without you...its happened to me, they matched up the price i put on title with the deposit in the previous owners bank account, and thats how they knew....they sent me a letter saying i owe them for the tax on XXXX amount and that if there is an error and i did buy it cheaper, i need to send in proof...otherwise mail them their money and they gave me two weeks to come up with it

[CoolWhip]

First off, don't panic it probably isn't anything. Just tell them you helped the guy put on a new roof, or deck, or patio, whatev and that was a gift.

[Disclaimer]

JCroz is either the best ORDN troll ever, or the dumbest kid in Ohio.

I got the same form last year regarding my SV. You're screwed if you weren't honest.

[Jcroz91]

Did you mean "laugh"? I can see how "e f t" could be confused for "a u g h" when typing...

lol i was trying to say help... how left got in there i have no idea. must have been thinking of something else when typing:cool:

[Jcroz91]

First off, don't panic it probably isn't anything. Just tell them you helped the guy put on a new roof, or deck, or patio, whatev and that was a gift.

oh im not freak out.. haha but it says on the survey, how much is the value of any work or services done in exchange for part of or the full value of the vehical.