What's to your left?

[Goldie]

Ok, I saw this on another forum I am a part of and thought it was fun.

Say you had to defend yourself from zombies using only whats to your left right now...

Xbox controller

Surround sound controller

TV remote

Phone and charger

Basket of laundry

Couch cushion

Leather chair

I'm shit out of luck unless zombies turn out to be vulnerable to Downy fabric softener or couch leather.

[ReconRat]

bug spray

lighter fluid

4 pound long handle sledge hammer!

shop vac

cook book?

[Casper]

valve oil, 12" tall American flag desk thing (has a pointed end!), iMac remote, fishing lures, and a camera tripod.

[hue jass]

I got a camera! I'll take picture of him right before he frees me, then he'll meet my attorneys and become 'Zombie the gaping deepthroat'.

Edited September 9, 2010 by hue jass

[jagr]

My Korean Jindo.

[chevysoldier]

TV Remote, small table, pillow and blanket. That's bullshit because on my right side is my gun since I am right handed.

[Aerik]

Two small guitar amps, a giant old-fashioned desk stapler, a large bookshelf, and a ton of paperback sci-fi. Hmm, I could feasibly club zombies with the amps, but the stapler's an old hunk of metal about a foot long- probably my best bet.

[El capitan]

[kitani2126]

small table, 2 drinking glasses (one's plastic) sharply pointed coaster, laptop fan...I could probably break the glass and use the shards, or use the coaster as a throwing star.

[chevysoldier]

Your a leftie I take it el capitan?

[El capitan]

only because the table is on the left. i'm a righty but i don't like laying the gun on the floor.

[Gump]

window and a wall

[Vulcan_Rider]

I'm fucked all I got is a wall.

[chevysoldier]

Hmm, maybe my remote is like the one in "Click" I just hit the pause button when they come towards me.

[chevysoldier]

only because the table is on the left. i'm a righty but i don't like laying the gun on the floor.

Ah, but by the pic, it won't do a damn bit of good. It isn't loaded.

[TwiztedRabbit]

1 katana 2 broad swords a spartan brass helmet and pillows and a remote all within 5 feet

[kitani2126]

TV Remote, small table, pillow and blanket. That's bullshit because on my right side is my gun since I am right handed.

you could have a maniacal pillow fight with the zombie....

[chevysoldier]

you could have a maniacal pillow fight with the zombie....

You're to my left. I could throw you at them. Seems like a better idea to me.

[kitani2126]

You're to my left. I could throw you at them. Seems like a better idea to me.

You do realize that I may have a stick with 1000rr's name on it but I could always use it on you.....Oh I forgot I have 12 inch knitting needles to my left as well, they would make great weapons....

[jporter12]

1 katana 2 broad swords a spartan brass helmet and pillows and a remote all within 5 feet

I have no doubts about this!

I guess I'm pretty well screwed. All I have is an empty water bottle, and the rest of the couch. Maybe I can try this again when I go to bed, then the wife is to the left of me? Then she could talk them to death? (I'm probably gonna pay for this one, when she lurks and sees this!)

[chevysoldier]

I have no doubts about this!

I guess I'm pretty well screwed. All I have is an empty water bottle, and the rest of the couch. Maybe I can try this again when I go to bed, then the wife is to the left of me? Then she could talk them to death? (I'm probably gonna pay for this one, when she lurks and sees this!)

So she got her voice back then?

[jporter12]

So she got her voice back then?

Yeah. FML

[Goldie]

I have no doubts about this!

I guess I'm pretty well screwed. All I have is an empty water bottle, and the rest of the couch. Maybe I can try this again when I go to bed, then the wife is to the left of me? Then she could talk them to death? (I'm probably gonna pay for this one, when she lurks and sees this!)

At first when you said your wife would be on your left I thought you meant, she could be the sacrifice, or she couldn't run faster than you.

But her talking them to death is hilarious. I think my wife could do the same.

[jporter12]

I could have thought of the sacrifice angle, but she would surely kill me for saying that.

[El capitan]

Ah, but by the pic, it won't do a damn bit of good. It isn't loaded.

thats not a current photo. that was taken after i bought it.