vintage rider Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 POEMI cross river, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need go see Welfare. Welfare say, 'You come no more, We send cash right to your door.' Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, Got plenty money, Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come, fast as you can' They come in buses and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks. They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, .. I buy his house, and then I say, 'Find more aliens for house to rent.' In my yard I put a tent. Send for family they just trash, ... But they, too, draw welfare cash! Everything is very good, Soon we own whole neighborhood. We have hobby it called breeding, Welfare pay for baby feeding. Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free! We got no bills! TAXPAYER crazy! He pay all year, To keep welfare running here. We think America darn good place! Too darn good for white man race. If they no like us, they can go, Got lots of room in Mexico . No virus found in this incoming message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 If you work harder you wont have so many red X's in YOUR post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 (edited) There once was a rider from Chillocothe,Whose political message was quite lofty,Judges immigrants and queers,when his bills are in arrears,Too early for this sh*t without my coffee© JRMMiii 2010 Edited November 15, 2010 by JRMMiii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Ghey men and their poetry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 I dont know if I should or Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Justin's post has earned its props' date='but Casper's System freewill stops.Bound to boycott the socialist trend,IP thought, "This one time, I'll bend."The Scales of Justice felt the left click, and reminded Pauly that Ben's a dick.[/quote']The end is near! IP repping JRM, and often enough that the rep system won't let him repeat it! WOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 This warning message I also doth receive,Granting rep I was unable to achieve,Though earned, it will be left forsaken,Until Pauly ruins rep once again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Switching to haiku?No rhyming, hardly cleverAsian invention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 My head now hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Hooked on Phonics isn't alone in it's faultOther bastardizations of English need to be put to a halt,It's all "D-o-double jizzle, Fo' shizzle I-Pizzle"The only word that should end with 'izzle' is sizzle-tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Learning a trade in America is completely overrated,Working hard, getting dirty, and only minimally compensated.Entertaining, the arts, getting your 15 minutes of fame,Bieber fever is where its at, not the 'fixing Ducatis' game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 (edited) Everyone gets out what they put in to their lifeWelfare queens are a myth last time I checkedYou can take it easy as you like, or fill it full of strifeBut what keeps me from being a bum: a little self-respect Edited November 15, 2010 by JRMMiii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 On the surface I agree with your train of thought,No one wants to be a sucker, but they can be boughtWe have the same goals, just aim to achieve them with different means,There's a lot more than we both know, going on behind the scenes.Biased views withholding,Problems like these will not self-correctOpinions are in your molding,but the solution is using your intellect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Can we PLEASE get this thread renamed with some epic love poem title for these two. PLEASE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vintage rider Posted November 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 What did I start? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 are you two getting an apartment together in lakewood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSB67 Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 You boys got rhymes for days. Halfway to your money-for-nothing dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 Nominate for "Best of". You two are so cute together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan_Rider Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 this seems so fittingOriginally Posted by Isaac's Papa This thread is double-dipped in homosexuality and then lightly sprinkled with, "Can I suck your dick?" Failsauce. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.