Likwid Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 1. Retire to either Israel or TN/NC2. Ride motorcycles until the day I die3. Buy my wife anything in the world she wants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 1) Get a penis reduction surgery2) Win the lottery3) Move into that house Sara is buying with the AMA track in the back yard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyler524 Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 1) Get a penis reduction surgery2) Win the lottery3) Move into that house Sara is buying with the AMA track in the back yardWanting an innie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saralynn518 Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Wanting an innie?Hell, I figured with him comparing his junk with toddlers and Lego men he'd be satisfied lol. Considering lego people don't even have any, I guess an innie is the only thing left.By the way, that was super funny and I shouldn't have been taking a drink while reading it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wht_she_scorpion Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 1) Graduate from college.2) Get a Real Job.3) Go to Bora Bora. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conn-e-rot Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 1. Visit Alaska2. Break 200mph at Texas Mile3. Ride and finish the MS150 (Escape to the Lake) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunshow Nick Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 1. become the first porn star at the age of 752. keep an erection over 4 hours at age 753. die on porn set with 3 19 yr old porn stars on top of meMy goals are not very high or dignified, but they do have a certain charisma to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Hugh Hefner beat you to two of them already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironbuttwannabe Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 1. Find a wife2. Ride from Alaska - Argentina with her3. Buy more land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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