Carwhore Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 haven't been dating her that long, like a month.What are some ideas for a gift....(my thoughts were dick in a box, and a bottle of lube) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Actually eat IN the McDonald's instead of going through the drive-through? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 A month? You should get her some laundry detergent.If she doesn't get the hint and your whites aren't their whitest, dump her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 A month? You should get her some laundry detergent.If she doesn't get the hint and your whites aren't their whitest, dump her.:lol:thats funny but doubt you will make it another month!! If you do like her and want her to stay be simple and just maybe a card dinner and or movie? or better yet go to dinner and do a movie in... that way maybe you benefit too!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 honest answer... dinner and flowers.dick in a box is just funny. I was going to tell you to put a candle in your crotch and tell her to make a wish and blow you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carwhore Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 im thinking 1 single red rose. Dinner at Genji's, movie, then use the lube i bought her and piihb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cOoTeR Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 im thinking 1 single red rose. Dinner at Genji's, movie, then use the lube i bought her and piihb.Now I'm scared. http://www.ohioriders.net/showthread.php?t=79757 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Now I'm scared. http://www.ohioriders.net/showthread.php?t=79757 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamez Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Don't do Jewelry!Save that one for a few years down the road and you no longer have any idea wtf to get her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Now I'm scared. http://www.ohioriders.net/showthread.php?t=79757 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carwhore Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Now I'm scared. http://www.ohioriders.net/showthread.php?t=79757SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 A month? You should get her some laundry detergent.Perfect gift for anyone, or dish soap... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carwhore Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 my first gift idea was a watch.Then i remembered there was a clock on both the microwave and stove so she doesnt need one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Swiffer refills? If you're a real baller, you could see about finding her a used Dyson at a garage sale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lammiepie615 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Maybe if you posted pics of said girlfriend, it would be easier for us to help you pick out a gift. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conn-e-rot Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 maybe if you posted nude pics of said girlfriend, it would be easier for us to help you pick out a gift.ftfy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Swiffer refills? If you're a real baller, you could see about finding her a used Dyson at a garage sale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carwhore Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Maybe if you posted pics of said girlfriend, it would be easier for us to help you pick out a gift.Me and her at Country Concert 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 mmmm them Rebel burgers look good!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YSR_Racer_99 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Looks like a death grip on her arm and a "help me. Somebody heeelllpp meeeee" kind of smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carwhore Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Looks like a death grip on her arm and a "help me. Somebody heeelllpp meeeee" kind of smile.that was a I'm drunk and not stable enough to hold the camera and lean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Just PIIHB then right to mouth. They love that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lammiepie615 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Atm ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Illegal Lane change (vag to ass) keeps thing interesting. Here's a link for free lube. Just wrap it up for her. Throw it in her lap and say "You trying to see me tonight?" works every time. http://www.astroglide.com/FreeSample.asp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 My hubby bought me a gun for my bday. But a rose dinner and a ride would be of been good enough for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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