You can't make this stuff up

[cmh_sprint]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/florida-man-mistakes-girlfriend-hog-shoots-her-211904311.html

Let the one-liners begin.....

[CoolWhip]

I would say, "Pics or it didn't happen," but I'm not sure I want to see pictures if she looked like a hog.

[Exarch]

The best way to murder someone and get away with it is to take them hunting.

Almost worked for bush, but he was a bad shot.

[baptizo]

Here little piggy....

[Disclaimer]

His g/f didn't happened to be named Suuuuuuuuuuu-Zeee did she?

[alienpi]

Girlfriend, it's what's for dinner.

Edited April 25, 2012 by alienpi

[TRMN8TR]

Since it was his gf I'll say it really was an accident, but if it was his wife...attempted murder.

[Exarch]

Nope. Sorry... wrong' date=' again. [/quote']

It was a joke

[baptizo]

What was a joke?

Don't feed the zoo animals.

[CoolWhip]

What was a joke?

His schooling.

[Gump]

She must of had cankles