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If anyone wants something for a target; you buy the steel and I'll cut the shape and weld on a chain or make a stand - free of charge. I can also get the steel locally if you don't wanna buy it yourself.

Glad u found a good women. On the toys/property topic. Some like to phase out all your pre-marriage property to replace with marrital property. Be conscious of that.

Congrats! Looks like you will now be a legal US citizen! BOOM! Check please! PS - don't overlook a prenup.

There are plenty of good, logical reasons not to buy a second bike, but none of them matter when you get the bug.

How big of a beer belly? I am 5'9" and 200 lbs and kind of barrel chested. I have an old set of Joe Rocket leathers you can have. They aren't all new looking, but they were given to me under the terms that when I was done with them, that I give them to the next owner. Let me know if you are interested.

Most of my bubbys already know this but I thought id make a thread about it for the little people. During and after the gap trip I was less than thrilled with the time I had on the Vee down there. It ran and handled great but it just lacked a little excitement for me. So when I posted that up on the gap thread about maybe getting rid of it for something else Pokey chimed in about a possible trade. So long story shorter we worked out a deal on trading his 08 Concours 14 for my 06 Vstrom 1000, and we both could not be happier. My thoughts on the Connie...WOW!!!. Shes quick, comfey, handles great, and is SEXY!! in my opinion. I have put 350 mile son her in the last 3 days and so far there is nothing that I hate about it. This is my first non Suzuki and I was apprehensive about getting a Kaw but all those thoughts are now gone...I LOVE THIS BIKE!!! Riding is exciting again. So thanks again to Pokey and hope you enjoy the Vee as mush as I love the C14!!!!!!!!

I need to up my game. I have guns, ammo, and food, but I need water or a purification system. I can always drink urine.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/18/world/asia/china-dolphin-controversy/index.html?hpt=hp_inthenews Come onnn people

I heard they were trying to fuck it. It must have cried. The Chinese seem to love fucking things that cry.

That is the way it it's. Move to Cuyahoga and I bet you get over 200. For the insurance companies it's simple math. You move to a more congested higher crime area the odds of a claim go up. Now go shop all the insurance companies. That is something everyone should do every two years our so.

You are in luck! We happen to have two available right meow http://ohioriders.net/index.php?/topic/101711-fs-2012-triumph-daytona-675r-ama-dsb-spec-race-bike/ http://ohioriders.net/index.php?/topic/101702-fs-2012-suzuki-gsxr600-ama-dsb-spec-race-bike/ And they already come with a Saddlemen seat.

Once you go L series, it's tough to go back. So far just in L series, first 2 are my primary track day lenses for now. 100-400mm F4.5-5.6 70-200mm F4 17-40mm F4 Primes (non L) 50mm F1.4 28mm F1.8 I really really want a 135mm F2 L and a 100mm F2.8 macro L 28-135mm F3.5-5.6 not L but want to replace with 24-105 L when I get a 5D Mk3 Canon 7D body with verticle grip 430EX 2 420EX 550EX I have a bunch of old off brand crap lenses laying around too.

FZ1 Bubby. Dump that Viffer and don't look back.

ZX1400 only weighs 480ish dry that's about the same as your viffer

Shawn that bike is awesome.. Little too far for me though lol Also, there definitely is a difference... I want something that goes faster in a straight line when I'm in the mood for it.. Just don't want the bulk of a busa or zx14..the VFR is great, and I'm sure I don't ride it to its potential on twisty roads, but I want something I can accelerate a little faster on when I'm in the mood for it... I ride a long 4 lane highway for 16 miles every morning through nothing but desert before I even get to the phoenix metro area, and then another 15 miles highway to my job... Gotta find some way to make it more entertaining

Oh yea and this aint AZRIDERS.NET...

No doubt

MV Agusta 2006 Brutale 910s Power commander PCIII Arrow thunder exhaust and some carbon fiber eventually.

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Yea some trail jerky may have been better, rotf.

^^^^^ + 1000!!

oh yea that or a cramp buster! I have a cramp buster I use anytime I know I'll be on the slab for an hour or more

It was white not chocolate

Finished up the bike minus fitting the tank. Hopefully everything is ready for its maiden voyage and first track outing. I wasn't able to complete some of the cosmetic tasks but it runs and, at this point, that's all that matters. Later, Doug

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!' Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?' Harry: '9.' Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?' Harry: '36.' And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade' Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions..' The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?' Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.' Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?' The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: 'Pockets.' Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?' Harry: 'Pants.' The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?' The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.' Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?' Harry: 'Shake hands .' The principal was trembling. Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?' Harry: 'Firetruck.' The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.

would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie stood and walked to the podium. She said "I would like to give praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him". You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Phil must have experienced. "Phil was unable to hold me or the children" she went on "and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Phil's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place". Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Phil. "Now" she announced in a quivering voice "thank the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely". All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say. After a few brief moments, a man stood up and walked slowly and with some difficulty to the podium. He said "I'm Phil". The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum".

My wife packed all my things last night and put them in the front yard. As I walked out the front door, she screamed, “I wish you a slow and painful death, you miserable bastard!" “Oh,” I replied, "So now you want me to stay!"

Or having universal health care

Saturday morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home, I stopped at the gas station and this gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in the barter system. Would you be interested in a trading sex for ammo?" I thought it over for a few seconds and responded..... "Well, that depends…what kind of ammo do you have?”

A well-to-do couple is having a conversation about cutting back on expenses thanks to the weak economy. As each comes up with sacrafices the other can make, the discussion becomes a bit more heated with each exchange. Finally the husband exclaims, "you know, if you knew how to cook, we could fire the chef!" To which the wife replied, "well if you knew how to fuck, we could fire the gardener!"