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Fire a rocket propelled grenade at her car.

no they need to make you take the full driving and "written" tests every time you renew. I mean next time you come to a stop light when the power is out observe how many people A. run it without slowing down B. don't know who's turn is next. the basics, 75% of people don't know the basics.

Try the formal route. Any and all IT "solutions" need to be completely thought through to avoid "Blow-Back". Speaking hypothetically, I know a guy who worked at a community college, and when his daughter went there, she would spend time in his office doing homework(since they carpooled). A fellow co-worker complained about "Kids in the office", and the daughter study time came to a halt(in the dude's office). A short time later, every job this squealing BI-atch ran on the database only ran at 1/10 the speed of anyone else running the exact same job....this performance "lag" would come and go at random times, but seemed to coincide with critical times this guy was responsible for producing the reports to the President's office. Karma is a Bitch, I'm just her disciple.

Man OR is F;d up!

A tiny stone under each valve cap.

why is she out of the kitchen! I would ask her to turn in her oven mittens. I'd remind her she is violating policy, and warn her if it continues you will take action. Then set her home page to the cooking website.

Actually leaving a beater in her driveway would be pretty hilarious. I know a guy who owns his own toe company. He could probably find a car and drop it off for a few hundred bucks...

Id put my money on jim and his road sofa up against most of ya so called "sport riders" any day any weather,

You'll find a lot of Rockets here: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=University+of+Toledo+Student+Union

http://thekneeslider.com/rocketshields-detachable-sportbike-canopy/

You know gang, motorcycling is an outdoor sport. Sometimes you get wet. Reading all of this I am thinking some of you might want to take up an indoor sport...like knitting.

Still need to find out who let her out of the kitchen, that is the true source of the issue. Find out where she lives and park in her driveway...

IRA is an account not an investment. You have to fund the account then make investments. Roth means the money you put in is already taxed before the investment is made. That way when that money grows over 30-40 years when you are ready to pull it out and spend it the money comes out tax free. Traditional IRAs the money is put in pre-tax from your paycheck (more $ upfront to invest ) but when your 100$ turns into 1000$ over time and you go to pull that 1000 out it is taxed. So when you open the IRA account did you set up funds to be transferred every so often into the account? Did you submit investment choices like mutual funds or index funds? If not you need to setup fund transfer schedule that you can work with and choose investments. I suggest a Target Date fund which you just choose the year you want to retire and it manages all the investments for you or just a basic total stock fund or SP500 index fund. Remember: "The problem for millennials is it's hard to think long-term," "The unfortunate reality is that time and compounded interest are an investor's greatest asset, yet so few are able to leverage it."

Lol nvm I'm an idiot... Have it sat in there wrong... Been a long morning

Jinu I think I have a man-crush on you now...

Calcium carbide in her potted plants (if she has any in her office), dead fish behind her hubcaps, dead fish in her cabin air filters...if you know anyone in the vetranary/dog grooming business that can get you some dog anal gland juice (or if you have a dog with overactive glands and don't mind gloving up and fingering its ass) that stuff is horrid. Or you could go the nerdy route and terrorize her through the computer.

If you got it in your change at Taco Bell, how is it uncirculated?

Right. Not adam at all. that bubby is a good dude. The lowlander, however, has a hard time reciprocating.

Oh the culprit is a she..I say sleep with her. That ought to teach her a lesson

formal complaint, since she admitted to intentionally violating company policy she should be given time off.

Can you just call a tow truck next time? Reserved is reserved man.

rub limburger cheese into her radiator.

Take your issue straight to the guilty and give them a chance at redemption. If that fails to get the message across, there's zipties on their driveshaft/half shafts, peanut butter on the door handles, stretchwrap the windows, mayo filled condoms over the wiper blades, turn their license plates upside down, fold their side mirrors in daily, and other whimsical little games that aren't damaging yet funny

Send them an e-mail and if they give you a douchey attitude consider plan B.

Is go say something like, "hey, you know you're parking in my reserved spot? Then decide from his reaction.

I say sleep with his wife

I found an uncirculated 1979 s nickel in my change from Taco Bell. Who's counterfeiting nickels? Woo hoo it's worth about $32

Wife wants our daughter to grow up with friends in the neighborhood. Considering I still regularly see 4 guys who lived within 5 blocks of my parents, I'm not fighting too hard against that possibility.

Don't think that was intended to be a shot at you bubby. He was just saying he's learned to be resourceful when he needs to be.

I never owned ohioriders.com. Mags is correct. I have ohio-riders.com. I have that because the first batch of stickers looked like they said ohio-riders.com so I registered it. I had it as the main URL for a while but the majority preferred it without the dash. I've tried buying it several times through the years, but no way it's worth anywhere near that much. $50 maybe, but more like $10.99.

Can a battery be hooked up backwards? I just went to reinstall and realized the terminals are flipped... So I probably went positive to negative when I jumped... But I've owned bike 2yrs and this is stock battery... But if I flip it, the cords don't reach.... Afraid to hook it up now, but I feel like it's had to have been this way the whole time