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he wanted to bait you into telling him to move his whatever-the-fuck-he-is ass to somalia.

that is a very encouraging picture

bwahahahaha wizard's sleeve

what dvd? if you play it backwards, can you see her weiner?

damn you crafty esquires. i was going to make gayzillions

only read from phone when i'm bored, post only from phone when i'm in a hurry, and rest of the time, i just wait til i get my ipad or in front of my computer

my old OGK FF4 (european version) was very light. not carbon. check out webbikeworld if you haven't already for a very large comprehensive list of tested helmets (complete with weight info and noise levels, etc)

but when will any of those inferior os's catch up to ubuntu?

sounds like a pain in the ass, just go in the car. that is, unless he is going to die, and he just HAS to see a 2001 vfr before he dies. (ok, if that is really the case, and he really wanted to see your bike before passing, i'm REALLY sorry, i didn't mean anything by it)

I don't think we should pass at all. It hurts my feelings, kay?

lol but i'm so well adjusted.

you might need to try on dainese if you haven't already. pricey, but top notch for being form fitting yet comfortable. all my dainese stuff has held up well for me, and has been durable. rs taichi is also good for that sort of thing, but i haven't seen any jackets for ladies... that said, they're cut pretty lean, so a men's jacket might fit you ok. too bad it's hard to find anywhere that has dainese anything in ohio. IP used to carry it, but no more. good luck with the search though.

i need an adult

freak candy will play with/swallow things that eye candy often wont. stupid eye candy, why won't you just eat some oreo mcflurries with me? damn, uppity eye candy, we can't eat at fucking jeni's every time you get a hankering for ice cream.

sooo... when you were 14, did you or your parents blame the manufacturer of everything that you did stupid dumb shit you did with, or did they just blame you for being a stupid dumb shit? when your cousin, the ruthless ice cold killbot soldier without a mind or a soul that would kill every and any american (including you and his immediate family) that he was ordered to, shot his eye out with a Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle with a compass in the stock while playing "ruthless ice cold killbot soldier", did he blame himself for shooting his eye out, or did he blame Daisy bb guns? please, oh please, regale me with tales of what a great libertarian you are.

some evil motherfucker should make trinidad scorpion lube, and give it to some poor unsuspecting newlyweds right before they leave for their honeymoon. give them a high five when they get back; get punched in the face instead.

hmm, if i'm not going to columbus this weekend, i should be open for a ride.

do you always end your sentences in ellipsis when you know your opinion is dumber than balls?

so is it your opinion that the parents have no responsibility in this matter? i mean, other than "having a case"

right, and a diabetic isn't stupid enough to gulp down 10 spoonfuls of sugar, but dumbass girl with a known heart condition gulped down 2 big cans of energy drank. if all you had were elbows, do you run head long into a gun fight?

my advice: yolobro also, getting advice from jrmmiii on risky and exciting business ventures is like getting advice from magley on how to be libertarian or isaac's papa on not being a total dick. round one: begin!

i can't help but admire my phenomenal body position

yolobro

and dont forget to have multiple, explicitly documented (filmed) consensual relations with various female higher ups. this will only serve to solidify your "value" to the company, and ensure a express path to stardom and being knee deep in money and bishes and gilfs and kia's.

this guy survived i guess i can't carry my steel rod around anymore. it was so convenient to carry in my pants, too.