Uncle Punk

This is starting to get more riders than expected; I'm getting texts from people who are coming. We might need a sweep rider. We'll see, I can handle 6 to 8 bikes if everyone else is comfortable with the route and without a sweeper. I will sweep without any problem if someone else wants to lead. The route is fairly simple. 83 south to 78 west to 555 north then on 60 north for a short time until we get to 666 around Zanesville then back to 60 north and 39 east back into Millersburg to 83 north back to meeting place. The loop is almost exactly 300 miles.

They insist they get paid not that you work. I thought you were a gigolo.

What's this work you speak of?

That's right you are behind the times. You forgot about all the new 1125s. You can work a lesser bike to its fullest potential but that's just it, its work. I can ride a 600 just as fast as I can a 1000 on the back roads but its way less work to ride the 1000.

There were so many he will have to ask me to be more specific. Except he will actually say "I don't know what you are talking about."

Shut up Emily no one cares what you like.

I guess that leaves me out as one of the fast guys and a few others. He is speaking the truth though an XB9 will hang with any big bike on the back roads with the right rider. Buedell, you have been faster on the Buell. I hate to say this but you really don't need that Ninja. I wish I was in the market for one because I would try to steal it from you.

I can't wait to show him the picture that was posted of him.

So we are to start calling Justin, Emily now?

Did I just see in the shoutbox that NeverEnough is planing to ride with us Saturday? You might miss us by a whole day.

"We don't anticipate that." How in the hell he spit that out with a straight face I’ll never know. I guess I'm not cut out for politics.

That will work. Okay Tarr it looks like the Speedway next to McDonalds on the southern end of Millersburg will be the pick up point we will make that our first stop. We should be there about 10:10 +/- a few. Armith we are only doing 300 miles we can get you back home before dark no problem. You don't have to go home though if you don't want to we won't tell. I don't mind if anyone joins in. If I didn't want to ride with people I wouldn't have posted and just called the people I wanted to ride with. If you haven't been on these roads you will enjoy them. Plus you will have the benefit of having a group of people around to support you. I learned these roads by joining in on rides others were putting together so come on let’s go riding and have some fun.

You are a sick son of a bitch for posting that, fucking bastard. I fuck with the cruiser guys when they are the topic of discussion. I fuck with the v-twin sport bike guys when they are the topic of discussion. I fuck with the gixxer guys if they are the topic of discussion. No hating going on though.

I won't be making it. My nephew and his wife are bringing their dogs over so we can watch them for the weekend and to show off their new baby.

No detours on 83 get there anyway you want. I'm not comfortable trying the posted new group riding rules I'm thinking we should revert back to what's known to work. It appears we have picked up a few more brothers around here thanks to Harley.

Yes the map posted is the intended route. You pick the spot; I don't think it makes a difference to anyone else. If you are flexible that would be great in case someone else wants to meet up in one of the two towns. If no one else chimes in it's up to you. We should be at the Speedway by McDonalds in Millersburg about 10:00 to 10:10 and we can make that our first stop if needed.

2009 Kawasaki ZX6R Monster, $7,100 plus your county taxes, no other fees. I love this bike.

From my understanding of the case the Marine's father took them to court and lost so he has to pay their legal fees. I don't have a problem with this. I HATE what they are doing and would not accept it on my watch but they are protected by laws that are in place for all of us. The father’s money would have been better spent to pay the fines for assaulting every last one of the church fuckers. I would gladly help him assaulting the assholes or donate to that worthy cause. The 1st amendment is to protect us from the government; there are still consequences for you actions. There are laws to punish people who commit assault. I'm cool with both laws and willing to partake in both of them for the right cause. I’m not just thumping my chest here; there are very few cases where I could condone assaulting another person. I have a special respect for our service members and a considerable blind spot for Marines that would allow me to act out in a case like this.

I like to wave at the cruiser guys leaned over in a corner. You can almost watch them thinking, do I wave back, I can't wave back I'm in a corner. It amuses me. I can only do this down south because cruiser guys up north are too cool to wave at sport bikes.

I would guess 10:25 to 10:50 we have picked up riders in Coshocton before at the Marathon just south of the 541 exit. If we aren't picking anyone up in Millersburg we can make that our first gas stop. It's about 84 miles from our start point. If anyone wants to meet up in Millersburg the timing might change.

As you should be. We don't need you anyway we will have a Buell on the ride anyway. We don't want too many of them hanging around.

Can we see more pictures of the coolest bike on Ohio-Riders? Please, please, please.

Yes, but before you were born probably. The M9 was issued the year I got out so I'm one of them 1911 old fucks.

I don't care if you know about some of my firearms.