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Uncle Punk

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  1. Make that Hondas of 1000cc or greater. You qualify big boy, want to go riding?
  2. So, shit just happens, using good judgment won't get the Katana challenger through Coshocton. I don't know why he is even going to try.
  3. Does this mean if you can't get a knee down you become a squatter and have to make me a sandwich?
  4. What if a girl beats the fastest 250 is his manhood still intact?
  5. This thread is getting dangerously close to being back on topic. The ADD in me cannot come to terms with this strange thought process.
  6. It has already been established by someone in this thread earlier, who wasn't even at the last events that these things occurred because of poor judgment. There is no Coshocton triangle. Unless you are Amish and have a pony with you.
  7. You see what I have to put up with around here. This place gets more repressive all the time. I think I'm going to start my own group ride. I wonder who I should invite?
  8. I think the kid just said that all of the prior Katana riders lacked good judgment. I don't know if that's the best way to be thought of as special. Calling others out as having poor judgment will not endear you to them.
  9. I think we need to have a mod who isn't hating on the black guys. I post something equal to the OP, he chastises me and sticks up for him. It's a conspiracy I tell ya. You ain't taking my guacamole fool I love that shit on my burrito. While we are at it I don't ride with cruisers, vtwin sport bikes, 600s, Kawasakis, Suzukis, Yamahas.... If you don't ride what I do you ain't as cool as I am and I don't have time for your noise.
  10. JOE LEGAL vs. JOSE ILLEGAL You have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California . Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted. Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table". Ready? Now pay attention... Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231.00. Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.00 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00. Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $24,031.00. Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose Illegal STILL has $31,200.00. Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00. Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and welfare. Jose Illegal STILL has $31,200.00. Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $9,631.00. Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy. Jose Illegal pays out that $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal STILL has $31,200.00. Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal now has $7,231.00. Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance!" and STILL has $31,200.00. Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc. Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and what he sends out of the country every month. Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work. Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family. Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home. Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.
  11. I don't blame her for being scared this hurts. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD0MoKZhMDc I know this is a repost of a repost.
  12. Happy Birthday. I really think your new avatar is cool.
  13. He don't matter he is some kind of traitorous Latin lover so his opinion doesn’t count.
  14. I have been granted a license to derail threads by the site administrator when he gave me my new avatar. At least I think that's what it meant. If not I’m rolling with it anyway.
  15. That is a cool product. If you have the right kind of rear stand for your street bike you don't need the production. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-ZIO3B-zws
  16. My favorite flavor is watermelon so this is correct.
  17. Mixing all the chocolates together confuses me.
  18. Now I know you're all scared.
  19. Not Indian, Yamaha for sure. http://www.livevideo.com/video/C5BCA711DF2E4966AC6C095A06E4359A/last-3-laps-circuit-de-catalun.aspx http://www.livevideo.com/video/4AD29B3F65C04C9F9B1EA18A805DF805/rossi-v-stoner-laguna-seca-2.aspx
  20. If there is a God on earth riding a motorcycle I'm pretty sure he is riding a Yamaha.
  21. GWB is the closest thing to God we will ever see in our lifetimes.
  22. I live on the west side too motherfuckers. What's up now bitches?
  23. Your God is weak then because the real God doesn't need a weapon to strike vengeance on your blasphemous soul. He controls tornadoes and floods and he's not afraid to use them.
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