The rollerball on my BlackBerry has decided that it only wants to work in the up direction today. Down? Not possible. Left and right? Of course. Even up is available, but down? Nope, it says fuck you. Who the hell designed this fucker. Not being able to scroll down is fucking my whole damn day up. How the hell am I supposed to scroll the internet on my goddamned phone when I can't even use this stupid fucking trackball to go down. That's the only direction I need right now! Threads go down, pages go down, EVERYTHING goes down! /even your mom\ -see to the left there, I can't even get fucking parentheses. This shit is gay. I want a touch phone. /rant