Creative.....witty.... but stop being so self-conscious about the Buell. You are feeling a need to ridicule it by calling it a beginner bike or a woman's bike. I'd just state that it's an easy ride, forgiving, great fuel economy, etc.... A beginning rider is already too concerned about image. As a relatively experienced rider, I'd be more apt to buy a smaller bike like yours now then I would have as a new rider responding to the ad. Just my 1.85$. Otherwise, glws!