Was watching "cheaper by the dozen" last night with the GF... So I guess I have to go to Evanstan, Illinois.  Not too far, 6-7 hours of driving.  Less, with no speed limit  My team, the last 3 ppl that called me... Girlfriend, church elder who's the volleyball team captain, and an Ex-Girlfriend with whom I'm still friends.  Good thing she and the GF get along  --Can't remember the last person I honked at in traffic.  Guess we have no vehicle  -- First person to kill/last person who texted me... A buddy from my car club who lives on the west side.  That's what he gets for TXTing me Jew jokes! -- My weapon: A Crossbow-B Battlmech from my Battletech MUX.  Mouhahahah!  It's ammo-based, but it has Streak launchers, so they only fire if they have a solid lock and they'll hit   If you want something more realistic, I was playing Wesnoth, so it's either a white mages "lightbeam" spell, or a sword/mace from a swordsman/heavy infantry/shock trooper.