Poor little guy, but its damn hilarious too I can see it now... Therapist "So, explain to me why you're here today" Kid "I'm scared of ducks" Therapist "And why are you scared of ducks?" Kid "Because everytime I hear a quack, I get shot" Therapist "Are you camping out, dressed as a duck during the hunting season? I dont follow..." Kid "No, its at home.....my brother Howard keeps shooting me. I hear a quack then bang bang bang!" Therapist "Ah, ooookay. That must be frightening, Howard the duck scares the shit out of me WITHOUT a gun....I mean c'mon, have you seen that movie?!" Showing my age a little on that one:D