Pauly

I can hustle that bike just fine. I just do it with a little self-preservation instinct. Your skull, unlike your scrotum, is chock full o' nuts.

I think your anesthesia was playing tricks on you. They said your nut was the size of a bladder stone.

Nice work. Smart move. I snagged the GS for $18k, which is the only reason it is in my garage. I found one identical to Jim's for $18k, but she says the Voyager is perfect for her needs.. and that is why I own it. I can be happy on anything.. except a FZ6. I love the engine in mine. It is not blistering fast, but it is far from slow. Plus, that "brap, brap,... fart" from the exhaust makes me laugh every time. I like the RT, but your bike looks better. I think you made the right choice. The BMW GTL is an attractive machine, but if I am losing the boxer.. I would go with the Goldwing. The boxer is the best part of my GS, but that is the top item in a very long list of "likes".

Because Bernie Sanders is a kooky old man with a good heart... but not an economically sound mind?

Our leaders represent the worse part of humanity.

No doubt. Jim got quick. You will, too. Shit.. even the RT is a very good 2-up mile muncher in stock configuration. You just have to spend $25-30,000 to get that up front. Or... you can piece meal it a bit at a time with a $15,000 bike and hope "good enough" holds true.

Fuck yes! on sticking with red. It's like you "leveled-up", more so than changed bikes. Also, please extol the virtues of this machine over the IronButt Icon FJR. I have almost zero miles on a Wing and less than 10 on a late-gen FJR. I can wholly accept @Tonik's euphoria switching from the Voyager... great bike, but hardly a competitive tourer against bikes like these. Their range and suspension alone TKO the Voyager from the gate. Is it THAT much better than the FJR, too?

FRESH OC! GET YOUR RED-HOT ORIGINAL CONTENT, RIGHT HERE! Taken this afternoon..right in the heart of Akron.

I agree with Tony. I plan to spend time exploring WV this season. It's right here. Why go all the way to the gap? If I miss the gap.. I can go next year.

Next stop... BMW town. Do it! Do it! Do it.

I know a few guys in the knee-capping business.

If you plan it, they will come.

Sold.

Very cool. I bet I can get Isaac to this one, even if I can't make it.

Jeff Bezos makes $2500/second... as of May 2019, that is. I am sure it has increased since then.

I met Abraham Lincoln today in ORD. I know you do not care, but it fits your Kentucky Fried Whiskey thread, so I figured I would contribute.

Sign me up. The beemer has a built-in breakfast bar.

I just have to stop finding good places to spend my bosses money.

I did it the old fashioned way. Paid way to much for something I can't wear in the hopes it will motivate me.

Drag. Sorry, Sam.

Damn. Here I am, busting on Derek for eating children's breakfast and I don't even know what day it is... or what a Superbowl Sunday is. I need a bottle and a nap.

I was curious how this was shaking out. Glad it was resolved without need for lawyers. Too many scumbags in one place is a real drag.

I have never had chicken and waffles. Of course, I am also an adult. Sorry I missed this, but listening to an entire Sacramento hotel groan in unison Sunday evening made up for it.

The only thing keeping us from literally throwing shit at each other is the fact that someone, somehow, convinced us to start wearing pants.

I dropped those twats when they jacked my premium by almost 400%. I hope they go out of business and then catch a burning case of herpes...and then die in a car fire.