Congrats - you're correct about my cousin being my girlfriend, however I don't think that explains my passable use of the English language.
Nice edit BTW.
I'm not really trying to give you guys a hard time, I think you're doing a fine job of that on your own. I just couldn't help throwing my 2 cents into this train wreck before it gets out of hand and locked. For the record, I don't think there are enough young kids interested in old-school muscle cars these days. That'll earn you respect in my book, it's just the rest of your odd conjoined account e-battling that is causing you problems here.