And I'm sure God didn't put rubber on this earth so skanks everywhere could have a big fat dildo, but hey, there's little bonuses to everything. And when you think about the number of plants that will get you fucking retardedly high, you might think differently.
Off the top of my head: amanita muscaria (fungus, I know, but anything with psylocybin), cannabis (sativa and indica), peyote, coca, coffee (caffeine is a drug!!), salvia divinorum, tobacco (which apparently God did intend for us to smoke cuz it sure as fuck isn't good for anything else), wormwood.